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On the latest edition of The Distinguished Gentlemen, The Einstein & Doktor Geoff discuss the Constitution of the United States until things get out of hand and the arguing begins.  Doktor Geoff is excited that his birthday is this week (send some b-day love to the voicemail).  We hit the adult profile and The Einstein has some Erotic Gmail for everyone along with KoRn stories and of course as always the DG's bring you the Illworld News Network.

This week on The Distinguished Gentlemen, the DG's hit the law book once again, this time the state of Michigan is their target.  The Einstein brings us a report on his trip to Austin for the NIN show and Doctor Geoff becomes irritated in this weeks extended edition of the Illworld News Network.  All this and more along with Mr. Manly on this edition of The Distinguished Gentlemen.

Cell phones can be distracting for dumb people however deadly for deaf people as the Illworld News Network goes all wrong.  The Einstein tries to enjoy lunch without going blind and puking and even shares the moment with Doctor Geoff.  The DG's examine the laws of the State of Ohio, only to find they are dumber for knowing them and The Einstein has some Erotic Gmail for everyone along with a tasty treat, on your face!

Just when you thought it was safe to drive, we have power walkers on cell phones as Doctor Geoff tries ever so hard not to run over those power walkers, even though he really wants too. The Distinguished Gentlemen let everyone know how pro-suicide they are by telling everyone to go kill themselves; well not everyone but you get the point. From being attacked by a Pepsi machine to cooking up a BBQ in your car, there are many ways to off yourself indeed.  Also featuring the Illworld News Network.

This week on The Distinguished Gentlemen, we look at societies interest in paying money for finding your lover.  Since the DG's don't have any money for this project, a free profile is posted to help lure in some bait of dirty e-mails.  The Einstein & Doctor Geoff take out an adult personal ad, as a female, looking for erotic responses and we get one in record fashion.  All this and the new Illworld News Network on this edition of The Distinguished Gentlemen.

The latest episode of The Distinguished Gentlemen brings us concert news from Taste of Chaos in San Antonio Texas and Snocore in Struthers Ohio.  The DG's go back in time when they were teenage bastards causing trouble with slush puppies.  Doctor Geoff responds to MmM's joke but just hits The Wall again as The Einstein wishes the slush puppies machine was in San Antonio.  All this with FTNN and a stern message in the Gentlemen's Moment on the latest DG show!

This week on The Distinguished Gentlemen, Doctor Geoff keeps his promise from last week as MmM debuts on the DG Show to let every woman (and man too) have it.  The Einstein has a problem with his insurance company trying to bend him over without lube.  The DG's also discuss why you should be very careful the next time you have pancakes for breakfast (buy one now) and many, probably too many, Brokeback Mountain references, even in the Gentlemen's Moment as The Einstein challenges the interpretation of a chant.

Back for round 2, The DG's host a post Super Bowl party all while celebrating Groundhog Day and Valentine's Day.  That's 2 'holiday's' in 1 show.  What a bargin!  Also, we try to figure out how we are going to raise money to rebuild the city of New Orleans without looking to the federal government.  How about a movie?   But who are we kidding, we're just podcasters.

Today in the world of the Distinguished Gentlemen, we will explain why people should worry more about school funding than affirmative action on names of hurricanes, the Doctor is IN and he will be performing examinations on everyone, girls and boys !  We discuss what would we do if we were president and then some with our 1st special guest to our show.  Also, what is with censorship, has it gotten out of hand?  All this and more on the inaugural edition of The Distinguished Gentlemen!

DG Shows 2006 Part 1 ---> | <--- DG Shows 2006 Part 2 ---> | <--- DG Shows 2006 Part 3