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It's that time of year again. What time you might ask? Wrestlemania Time! So are you ready? I said ARE YOU READY!? For the 3 that were in attendance, and for the millions listening around the world in podcastville......LET'S GET READY FOR THE BPELIVE 6TH ANNUAL WRESTLEMANIA PREDICTION SHOW!!!!!!!!!!!!! (Starring your hosts - Jeffay: The Master of Wrasslin/Bation & E: Just being E) |
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Welcome Ladies and Distinguished Gentlemen to the roast or should I say Froast, as we roast our favorite guest/crazy cousin/honorary gentlemen, Fro. E and Evil Dave join Jeffay to talk trash about Fro and talk about what's been going on the past three months. And please remember this is a roast and no subject is too taboo. If you can't take a joke or like Fro too much don't bother listening to this show. Fro joins in on the Froast and tries to have a rebuttal, only to FAIL. But we here at BPE Live! never fail, we win. In fact we have some audio of Charlie Sheen winning with a remix. So join us on this Froast edition of the DG's, and no dirty socks allowed. |
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Got a case of the Monday's? Well BPE Live has something for you! After long wait the DG 100th show has finally arrived for your listening pleasure. Join E, Evil Dave and Jeffay as they rehash old show stories with Mrs. Evil Dave listening in the background. Evil Dave has a list of randomness straight from the Blackerberry as he works on his "scrapbook." Jeffay returns to the forgotten holiday known as Halloween and asks why people are so sensitive. E's news segment is derailed twice and censored by Mrs Evil Dave and by a random DG update that will leave you thinking you're a boss. Finally E goes venting again when he whips out Sir Cockal's list of annoyances. All this, including skits, freestyle and Facebook failness on the FNN on The Distinguished Gentlemen Podcast's 100th show!
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Welcome Distinguished Ladies and Gentlemen to The Distinguished Gentlemen Podcast as we bring to you our 99th show. That's right, over four years of podcasting and next up the 100th episode celebration in which we want YOU the listeners to call our number 620-702-5600 and leave us a voicemail for the first 3 secs of what you say to be played on the 100th episode. It's your 3 seconds of podcasting fame! Meanwhile enjoy this episode that brings to you the following but not limited to - Evil Dave: who is back and brings us updates from the world of Vegas, Jeffay: And his solution to plug the oil spill, LeBron: the DG's discuss Lebron James and his "Indecision" followed by some "Lebron is Gay" audio with a song dedicated to Lebron at the very outro of our show, and the FNN: the Facebook News Network. E brings up his dislike for our disloyal leader Obama, Supreme Court Justices and of course what wouldn't be DG without idiots in the news and podsafe music. All this including skits, funny soundbytes and so much more that you will piss your pants laughing while we tickle your brain causing it to think about the issues. How dare we stimulate your brain. Shame on us. And please email Evil Dave at superevildave@gmail.com or he will leave the show. And btw Happy Birthday (today) Evil Dave!
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When low on subject material, there's always one subject the DG's can faithfully turn to and that is none other than more Rick stories. Fro fills in for an AWOL Evil Dave with E and Jeffay to learn more about the fabled "Rick" that is frequently discussed on the show. E is full rage mode on this show as no one is safe from E's ranting on the collective community of the stupids. Jeff Jeffrey Jefferson tries not to kill himself on the Facebook News Network and while speaking of news, it's going to be a block party! Also E still in rage mode takes down Abby Sunderland's quest to sail around the world only to find the worst technical difficulty to ever happen on BPE Live! decides to happen on this fateful record. We also ask everyone "What if?" as we close out our show. All this with plenty of podsafe music on the latest edition of The Distinguished Gentlemen Podcast. (Thanks for saving our ass POMP!)
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Here at BPE Live "we're not laughing" we are actually crying. Crying because people want to be fatter, dumber and well just plain old stupid. On this edition of the DG show, immigration is a hot issue as E is left to wonder why people have to open their mouths about a law they never read. Evil Dave is irritated and goes off with his rant about walkie talkies and being given the finger when on hold. Of course on DG what wouldn't be a show without plenty of news as we find babies choking on marijuana bags to trailer trash going off with Wii bats and guns. Jeff Jeffrey Jefferson returns from rehab to bring everyone another edition of the Facebook News Network and as the show closes Evil Dave (with Mrs. Evil Dave in the background) drops a bombshell that leaves the Gentlemen speechless. All this and podsafe music on the latest edition of The Distinguished Gentlemen Podcast!
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Ladies and Distinguished Gentlemen, the crazy cousins bring forth a tale of drunken stuper, a tale of pants that slowly found themselves on the ground, a tale of 3 BPELive East coasters just looking for a good time. BPELive brings to you, The Tale of Cheeks....the best drunken story ever told. Jeffay, Fro, and Cheeks head out for a night on the town to celebrate Jeffay turning the big "Three - O"!! The trio find themselves stuck in a rotating bathroom, dealing with debauchery at the hat check, and trying to help Cheeks get his pants off the ground! (and out of some unsuspecting victims' cars) all while keeping their composure in front of the authorities! So join us for this wild ride told by the two craziest cousins of all, Jeffay and Fro, and of course E and Evil Dave as always add their two cents. Included in this special tale of the Distinguished Gentlemen, some podsafe music, a bit of news....and E professes his love to Fro in a song. This shit is so good, we could make a montage out of it! (that's what she said) BPELive! Where real men, don't need pants.
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After a 22 1/2 hour 1253.6 mile drive, E makes it Evil Dave's pad in the city of sin Las Vegas. After a much needed passing out (thanks for the show pic Dave) the Vegas DG's hook up with their partner Jeffay for BPE's 1st partial in studio record! E and Evil Dave catch up with each other as Dave brings an entire list of things to discuss. Although they never made it to the infamous Macy's together, the DG's discuss something a lot of us have experienced, shitty roommates. Of course what wouldn't be DG without a little technical difficulties as per Dave, E drove all that way to mess up his setup. Jeff Jeffery Jefferson is back with some more Facebook News Network and as the show ends, the DG's are interrupted by none other than their crazy cousin Fro. All this and more on the Vegas edition of The Distinguished Gentlemen Podcast!
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It was bound to happen sooner or later. Although the majority voted for later, it happened sooner anyways. Ladies and Gentlemen, Fro has named her, uh "units" shall we say. This edition of DG includes ranting as well as naming as Jeffay and E both sound off a pair. Evil Dave gives us the tour at Macy's bathroom while Fro attempts to read the news only to sound like she was left off the short bus. We also find out that Evil Dave is getting married and as a wedding present E decides that it is time to return to Las Vegas! All this, podsafe music and a new Facebook News Network (thanx Jeffay) on The Distinguished Gentlemen Podcast!
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Without Evil Dave, Fro is called up from the D-League for her time to shine on DG. E's upset over the recent Cavs trade and the fact his neighborhood has turned into a farm while the DG's waste no time revisting X-Box Live handles as Fro brings 20 (or more) Questions to the table. Dave does drop in thanks to technology and sound drops. We learn about why you shouldn't take naked pics of yourself while Jeffay brings us his thoughts on the tragic opening to the Olympics while Fro discusses why you shouldn't fall in love with your gynecologist. Throughout the show, the DG's are constantly poked by Wendy Lender and Ali Brown not to mention a few other people. Plenty of news of the stupids including a classic idiot of the week along with a contest sponsored by BPElive! on this edition of The Distinguished Gentlemen Podcast.
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February 2, 2006 - The Distinguished Gentlemen Podcast was born. 4 years later, we return to find the Gentlemen alive and well for their anniversary show with special guests Fro and Stubby Salami live from Kuwait again. Everyone is accounted for except Chico who is yet again a victim to Jeffay's podcast famous salsa. The DG's waste no time in moving the show along as Evil Dave finds out he has more in common with Fro than he would like. Jeffay brings us a classic FNN while E brings up the earthquake in Haiti only to have the topic smashed. Dave has plenty of updates to go around while BPElive brings you plenty of original DG skits for our 4th year in the books. So while you are waiting for the big game come check out the DG Super Sunday Show with all this and much more on an extended edition of the 4 year anniversary of The Distinguished Gentlemen Podcast!
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In the first show of 2010, E turns 30. And what does E want for his birthday? Why nothing other than the return of Stubby Salami to BPElive! Stubby returns to the Trio Show live from Kuwait, along with E, Evil Dave and Jeffay to celebrates E's birthday. Stubby updates us on life in the Middle East especially when terrorists test out their front secure gate with a few RPG's. While 30, E still rants and raves like he was 20. We can only imagine E at 60 telling kids to stay off his lawn. Also on the show we ask what would you do in an awkward situation and a bucket of chicken. Jeffay congratulates E on his makes a step up in the video gaming world to X-Box 360 while having a Modern Warfare 2 syndrome moment toward the end of the show. Plenty of news, podsafe music, DG Updates and much much more on this edition of The Distinguished Gentlemen podcast!
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The Gentlemen return from their Thanksgiving meals and "Black Friday" shopping to give birth to a new DG show. On the show, we learn what truly makes Thanksgiving work as Jeffay wonders why all the hate when he finds nothing but potentially racist news around the net. E and Evil Dave attempt to stroll down memory lane as Evil Dave reminds E how much of an asshole he was / still is. E locates a list of sex terms so long he has to change his pants at least twice through the record and five times during the editing process. All this including plenty idiots of the news on this edition of The Distinguished Gentlemen Podcast!
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The Gentlemen return from their Thanksgiving meals and "Black Friday" shopping to give birth to a new DG show. On the show, we learn what truly makes Thanksgiving work as Jeffay wonders why all the hate when he finds nothing but potentially racist news around the net. E and Evil Dave attempt to stroll down memory lane as Evil Dave reminds E how much of an asshole he was / still is. E locates a list of sex terms so long he has to change his pants at least twice through the record and five times during the editing process. All this including plenty idiots of the news on this edition of The Distinguished Gentlemen Podcast!
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On this edition of The Distinguished Gentlemen, Fro joins the Gentlemen as Evil Dave is on vacation. Armed with Pamprin and Mike's Hard Lemonade, Fro brings her style to the DG no wait Crazy Cousins no wait DG show. As much as E & Fro clash, they find common ground when it comes to curbing, road rage and Halloween where Jeffay is not a guy to clown around with as the DG's remember more Rick stories. Fro also displays her recording skills only for it to be the running joke of the show. DG wouldn't be a show without news, idiots of the week and Facebook action with the FNN and the DG Facebook Sluttiest Halloween Costume Awards. All this and much more here now on The Distinguished Gentlemen.
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Normal people just go about their day after a minor crosswalk mishap. The DG's however are far from normal. The DG's Jeffay, Evil Dave and E are back with more stories including Evil's crosswalk story from hell. Also on DG we talk about a subject that is most dear to our hearts and most likely to yours, abortion! That's right, dust off the shop vac and straighten up those wire hangers cause we are going all in fetus first on this show which includes your normal skits, news and of course podsafe music. Enjoy DG Nation!
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Through thick and thin, the DG's have weathered anything that has been thrown at them. Until that is, Jeffay's homemade salsa train wrecks people's intestines (and the show) including his own which brings us to our very own salsa incident. The DG's are joined by Fro and Chico briefly as they are suffering issues from Jeffay's salsa as well. Fro discovers her man penis and manages to almost lull Evil Dave to sleep. Jeffay is rushed to the ER after a burst of digestive salsa leaving E and Evil Dave to finish out the trio show on their own. Plenty of upset stomachs, idiots in the news, on air callers, rants and a very special suction cup dildo for your shower on this edition of The Distinguished Gentlemen podcast!
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The unthinkable has happened. The DG's have joined the social networking machine known to all as Twitter. Evil Dave returns just in time to be caught up in the madness and updates the status of his life, technical difficulties and of course the 'Stang. E busts out into full raging mode as Jeffay and Evil Dave go off on their own rant randomness. There's more than a spoonful of degenerates in the news this week along with voicemails from our very own Fro. All this and much more on this Twittered, tweeted, twatted edition of The Distinguished Gentlemen.
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A special edition of the DG show as BPElive hits the vault to air some unreleased material. Join E as he brings you unreleased material from the past year of 2009 including unaired news, wacky religious people, drivers licenses, Michael Jackson and much much more! Unaired segments include E, Jeffay, Evil Dave and Chico. So join the DG's for this limited edition show from their exclusive vault!
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The death of Michael Jackson saddens the DG's so much, we have our own tribute show in his honor. Chico joins the DG's as Evil Dave is out test driving Audi's, which got as far as the 'Stang has gotten in 6 months. Jeffay introduces us to some "randomness" as E serves up a racial contradiction along with plenty of morons in the news including a possible member of your family! E and Jeffay also revisit more slushy bombing memories so send the kids to bed and strap on your best moonwalking shoes as you enter the DG Thriller Experience!
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The Gentlemen are back at it again, this time only 3 months between show releases and 1 month to edit the DG's are back in action! Join E, Jeffay & Evil Dave as we bring you an update on Evil Dave's brokedick mustang and how its still on the same tank of gas. E catches up with the Gentlemen after a few months off and has now moved to a better area of town so no more worries of spoilers walking away from his vehicles. Jeffay joins the the hypocrite crew when it is revealed he too has a Blackberry as the Blackberry chat heats up with great inventions to the point where it spills over into our show, which prompts Dave to sign off early. All this and much more on the DG's!
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Two years ago, E's trip to Michigan to pick up his precious Z28 Camaro is halted with a fuel line break. Fast forward 2 years to the day and now it's Evil Dave's turn for the car issues. On American Idle 2, we find that Evil Dave's Mustang is broke as E's Camaro is finally with him and running. The conversation takes a turn for the worse when E finds out Evil Dave's long lost secret. The DG Nation welcomes back Jeffay after a paid show off to discuss 1st amendment martyrdom when Evil Dave is booted from X-Box Live while we finally debut The Misadventures of "Crip & Crap" and what wouldn't be a DG show without news and our idiot of the week. Tune into this podcast and fasten your seat belts, this is one of our best shows to date!
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The flu bug hits the DG's as Jeffay is under the weather and misses this record. We chalk up Jeffay a vacation day as E and Evil Dave bring on 2 other guests to fill Jeffay's shoes as Stubby Salami and Dick Jr join the Gentlemen to help their sick comrade. Stubby gets right to work with more shit stories from his past as Dave revisits Macy's 2nd floor restroom while E goes over the line (again) when asked where his favorite place to poop is. Dick Jr provides insight on a small scale only to hang up mid record never to be heard from again. E brings us a DG update and wonders why he can't leave the Octomom alone as he is drawn sexually to her giant stomach picture. Also we find out a little bit more about Dick Jr's disappearance while Stubby keeps E and Evil Dave in check with stories of virginity, road trips and cpu issues. All this and much more on the latest edition of The Distinguished Gentlemen podcast.
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The guests keep on coming for the DG's as Evil Dave's heterosexual life mate Stubby Salami joins the Gentlemen for the trio show. Stubby goes to work right away burning Evil Dave on this mid-afternoon record. Jeffay tells us stories from his past in a surreal believe it or not moment as Stubby brings up the current economic situation and the Gentlemen's employment status. Plenty of the usual suspects in the news as an announcement is made at the end of the show. Just what is this announcement? You'll have to download and find out! All this with music and more here on this edition of The Distinguished Gentlemen podcast.
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On this episode of the DG Trio show, Chico breaks his cherry and joins the Gentlemen in their distinguished ways. Evil Dave does a quickie and suggests that everyone needs an alias of some sorts (even for listening to the show). E is raging because of recent Octomom coverage as Jeffay debates how big this womans stomach is compared to E's testicles. Let's not forget we bring the news back for the show as we find out its not too wise to thrash a house then leave Reese's wrappers as bread crumbs. All this and so much more so download the show now....or find a horse head in your bed!
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Happy Anniversary DG and BPE! We've been alive and kicking for 3 years and what better way to celebrate than to have former guests and co-hosts on the DG Trio Show! Join E, Evil Dave and Jeffay as they celebrate 3 years of DG with guests MmM, POMP, MOM-E and the return of Hellseed. Mom-E joins us with a story of the beautiful people while the DG's catch up with POMP and Hellseed on what they have been doing for the past 3 years. Each guest is asked questions by the DG's who are trying to find out their future as podcasters. What are the results? Well you will have to download and listen to find out! And before we forget, the phone line is BACK! 620-702-5600 drop us a voicemail if you dare and thank you for 3 years plus of support for the BPE Nation!
Music: Skindred - Cause a Riot | Sponge - Plowed | Dope - March of Hope
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Things get out of hand on this episode of DG as E, Jeffay & Evil Dave wage war on the sound effects. Technical difficulties plagued the start of the show which prompted E and Evil Dave to do a FUBARcast instead. However when Jeffay fixes his issues, the DG's are left at a stand-still with all their notes used on the earlier record. Jeffay introduces us to Brain's Bumbling Blogs by Chico as they are played throughout the show. When the news breaks down, Evil Dave is caught with his "rants" down and shows E why its ok to not be "on-point" for once so join us on this episode of the DG's as the sound effects fly further than poo thrown at a lawyer and a jury! |
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Think the DG's were gone? Think again! They're back and with upgraded equipment as well as E busts out the credit line to bring BPE into the 21st century. Evil Dave with his new soundboard becomes our new sound guy while Jeffay is well Oh Hey Jeffay! E brings everyone his 100 things that annoy him which has been 4 months in the making also the DG's bring a little truth to the mix only to fall short. Not falling short though is the fact that the famous Camaro is now back in E's possession. Surprisingly a lot less cock talk and whole new batch of evilness as we kick off the latest season of The Distinguished Gentlemen. Idiots of the Week: Ever wonder if you are the idiot? Music: Theory of a Deadman - Bad Girlfriend | LCD Soundsystem - North American Scum |
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In an extended edition of DG, The Distinguished Gentlemen reach out to a troubled young soul who needs a little Dr. Jeffay in his life. Turns out said troublesome teenage doesn't know how to recharge his Pocket account leaving the DG's hanging. Besides this, the DG's turn to Jeffay and his '30 Things That Annoy Him' only to find out its more of tribute to his heterosexual life-mate E. E also challenges Evil Dave to bring subject material to the table only to find out the glass is half empty. Also once again we have an extended edition of our news segment with plenty of news and idiots to go around for all. To sum it all up, we learn that it's never nice to call 9-1-1 about your Subway sandwich. All this and a whole lot more on this extended edition of The Distinguished Gentlemen Podcast! (Welcome back to the sound editing world E!) Idiots of the Week: Wacky Religious People | Natural Born Idiot | Sleepwalkers Music: Lil Ron & Kaine - Bring It Back | Slipknot - Psychosocial | Rodney Carrington - Titties and Beer | Absolution Project - Vindictive
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Welcome back to the DG Trio Show!!!!!!!!! We morn the passing of our very first DG, Mr. George Carlin - "Georgie." We also have the longest news segment in DG history. This show was going to be titled, "Mushroom Stamps" or "The Original DG", but we settled on, "Bag-O-Dicks," Why is this? Download and find out why this show is the most ridiculous in DG history.
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The DG's are back and this time they are so full of themselves and shit that we have dedicated a good segment of this show to human feces. Evil Dave tries to coax E to move to Vegas, will it work or will it fall on deaf ears? Jeffay and E bicker yet again over the show prep. And Evil Dave has enough, and leaves us to drop a deuce. What will E and Jeffay do in his absence? We play The Poop Song of course! So join us, listen to some Motley Crue as they sing about us and remember peace bitches! (Fuck You Jeffay - editors note from E) Idiot of the Week: I Hate Life So You Die! Music: Motley Crue - Motherfucker of the Year - Scrubs (JD and Turk) - The Poop Song - Mickey Avalon - My Dick |
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Hungry E and HIS Angry Gentlemen, ahhh, The DG's. What more can we say? We say what others won't because they are scared or ashamed. We speak only of smart intelligent people and those who, in the face of hard times, always triumph. We speak the truth no matter how grim. And no matter what or who we roast on, we roast everyone equally. And isn't that what this is all about? Equality? NAH! We discuss stupid assholes like Hulk and Nick Hogan, stupid normal people in the news and stupid state laws, so dumb in fact, that you might actually go out and have sex with a farm animal just b/c it's under 40 lbs!!! That's right we said it farm animals. All that and much more as E tries to roast Jeffay, only to get a promo made in his honor. So join us please and listen because if you don't we'll then be forced to do terrible things to E. Idiot of the Week: Dude, Where Did I Place My Weed? |
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Welcome back everyone to another outrageous episode of the Distinguished Gentlemen Podcast. On this edition we discuss lots of music and concerts, and even though the show is music themed, ironically there are no songs, and that's because there is so much hilarious talk that there wasn't room. We also discuss midget escorts, cartoons, and Evil Dave and Jeffay discuss how by their cock and balls combined, they form the midget tripod on a segway! Confused? Download and listen and find out why, you might have wished you didn't! Idiot of the Week: May The Force Make You Retarded |
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If April showers bring May flowers, what did the May Flower bring? A bunch of drunken sailors called The Distinguished Gentlemen. While E takes a five minute break to refill his alcoholic beverage, Jeffay and Evil Dave roast E again and talk more shit than ever before literally leaving E speechless, that's right, speechless. The DG's revist the Polygamist camp and Jeffay finally gets on XBOX Live to play Call of Duty 4 with Evil Dave to only get shot in the face. So join us for another edition of the DG's and listen, as this time, E and Evil Dave bicker like an old married couple. Come one come all, and then come again, to the greatest podcast on earth. Then check us out if you have the time. And remember, and this is for E, peace bitch. (You're not my buddy Jeffay!) |
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Welcome distinguished peeps to
another episode of the DG Podcast which is our third podcast in three weeks
and hell hath doth froze over indeed. Join us as Evil Dave discusses "blackerds"
and how he is in fact blacker than OJ
and once again touches E's sweet spot, his "classic" camaro. E gets the
ultimate boner which in turn hits himself in the chin. Jeffay finally
loses his mind and thinks he can rap as joins his nephew on a dis rap.
All this and ballooning priests, missing penises, fat people stuck to
toilets seats and the idiot of the week. Also another installation of "E &
Jeffay bickering like an old married couple." So enjoy and remember it's my
dick in a box! Idiot of the Week: Chick-Fil-a's new mascot Freestyles: Rose Gold & Jeffay - Ya Dig (Jarome Diss) |
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We here at BPE are
very proud to bring you another show and only a week after the last one! Has
hell froze over in DG-land? Join us and find out, find out how low we
go, find out why fat people make bad parents, find out what makes E and
Jeffay like an old married couple and Evil Dave their bastard child. If you
dare, find out why E thinks 14 years of age is okay!! It's so thought
provoking, you'd have to Polish to not understand it. So come one, come all
to the greatest podcast on earth!!! And then after you listen to that, then
you can download and listen to us.
Idiot of the Week: Parents Are People Too, Stupid People Freestyles: Kaine - Untitled Song |
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Come one, come all do
the most delayed show on earth, The Distinguished Gentlemen Podcast.
As the DG's have more technical problems, they manage to get their show done
while doing laundry and playing Call of Duty 4. And dirty laundry it is as
the DG's talk more about Roosters!!! That's right COCKS!!! We also discuss
Wrestlemania pyro mishaps, riots in East Lansing (again), Vanilla Ice is
back and an outtake of [[E]] at the end of the show that's sure to tickle
you in the special place like only the DG's can. So join us DG listeners and
enjoy. Idiot of the Week: Why did you give it back? Freestyles: Rose Gold - Fired / I Shut 'Em Down (songs produced by Kaine) |
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Welcome ladies and
distinguished gentlemen to the greatest podcasting spectacle of the year,
the BPE 3rd Annual Wrestlemania Predictions Show. It's Wrestlemania time
again, and an angry, sick E joins Jeffay for a third installment of who is
going to win at WM24. And as E stated, just download this show and you can
save yourself $60 (then we are all winners). So enjoy the show and coming
soon from BPE an all new episode of Truth Serum, where E and Jeffay discuss
(In)Decision '08 and much more political news so join us and get your fix!!!
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Welcome back everyone, and I mean everyone from the listeners, to E, Jeffay, and Evil Dave, who after months and months of delays, finally produced a podcast. But not just any podcast. BPE proudly presents and brings to you our 2nd Anniversary Edition, jam packed with all three shows and all three hosts on each. The original podcast, The Distinguished Gentlemen is back with a fury, along with a dose of Truth Serum, for those who prefer the more serious talk of politics, and finally we get FUBAR'D with FUBARcast, to clear up any hang overs you might have. So join us BPE fans and celebrate two years of bad mom jokes!!!! All this and so much more, you'll want to throw up in your mouth, ( or E's mom's mouth, which ever you prefer).
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Welcome everyone to
this very very special edition of the DG's, as E is MIA and The Gentlemen
move forward without their "mentor" so Evil Dave and Jeffay decide to Roast
E. MmM fills in for E and challenges Evil Dave to Carbon, only to be let
down. Jeffay unleashes A and B, and names his asshole, which sinks the show
to all new levels. Especially as the DG's play on Urban Dictionary. So join
us on this look back at E, and remember we love you E! PodsafeAudio.com - Music from Sore - Song #1 Haters Song #2 Position Idiot of the Week: Someone is going to die (Seriously) |
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Join the Gentlemen on this special edition of the DG Podcast. We revisit Michael Vick at his house, as PETA has its revenge. Evil Dave, FINALLY, unveils his COCK NAME, along with his PWAT Team, and hopes to get his pubes shaved, as a "friendly" bet is made between him and special guests MmM and Reel Gee. More ignorance and more shit talking than ever. So join us on THIS addition of DG, with a special 9/11 tribute, and so much more, that it'll leave you exhausted, like after a good round of sexercising. |
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As the DG's were preparing for another abortion of a show, they are invaded by a Weasel. Weasel, an ex-radio personality, joins the DG's to offer his insights on how to improve the performance of the show itself. After all is said and done, the DG's find that they have a lot to learn about when it comes to podcasting, like knowing when not to answer the incoming Skype call.
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On this Fatal Four Way edition of DG, MmM joins the Gentlemen today to bring us a female side of butthole bleaching. Yes, you read that correctly. [[E]] sits back and takes verbal abuse from his Gentlemen so much in fact that it renders him speechless after Evil Dave informs him of the closing of the Swap Wash.. Jeffay has tales from the dog crypt while Michael Vick is on the table. All this and even a DG update in the news on this edition of The Distinguished Gentlemen
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When it comes to podcasting, one must be patient with the amount of delays that can pile up. First it was Jeff's computer, then it was Evil Dave's turn at the computer problems and finally there's [[E]] and his scheduling issues where he can't even find time to just rub one out once in a while. The DG's return with Evil Dave on a payphone from North Las Vegas to bring you Benoit and iPhone coverage like only the DG's can. Evil Dave questions [[E]] about his schedule as he tries to talk shit in stereo only to fall on analog ears. Once again we pardon for any production delays, if you would like to inquire about positions other than bent over at BPE please feel free to drop a suggestion into our suggestion box.
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The DG's return from the grave once again. Wait we were never dead unlike Evil Dave's computer. So with no Evil Dave, what are the DG's to do? Why rotate the 3rd chair. Special guest MmM joins [[E]] & Jeffay with a womans touch. Will she help clean up their act or will she fit right in? Jeffay has plenty to say about strippers and cops while [[E]] tries to hold his load during all the dirty and cheesy talk. One has to wonder if the word disgusting has any meaning when it comes to this podcast.
Idiot of the Week: Drunken Golfer (DG Update: The Golfer's name was Edward Payne) |
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What wouldn't be a vacation without automobile problems. E never has a chance as he explains why he's not with Jeffay in Ohio as promised. The finance department locates a little cash for Jeffay to purchase a brand new microphone and mixer. Abortion is on the plate once again as well as Imus and his nappy headed ho's. All this with News and a big Big BIG announcement from BPE on this edition of the Distinguished Gentlemen.
Idiot of the Week: Myspace for Hire |
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Come one, come all ladies and Gentlemen to the greatest cock show on planet Earth. Inside this podcast you will find men with cock names of all shapes and sizes. And just incase you don't like to swallow, we have abortions on sale in the Mechanics department of your local hardware store. But wait, if you act now you can get $500 just for having a child! All this and soooooooooooooooo much more on this not for the sensitive type edition of the DG Podcast.
Idiot of the Week: Death by Da Vinci |
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After a stressful week of searching, E and Jeffay find Evil Dave in a Las Vegas wash on a super secret mission. The mission? It was deemed classified and legal is still working out the issues but that doesn't mean the DG's can't produce a podcast for everyone. The death of Captain America holds a cloud over our heads but this opens up the door for a new comic book character, Super Evil Dave! When the dusts settles, E brings us religious and Bush talk while Jeffay lies about his age to score naked pictures on his cell phone. All this and plenty of news and a candidate for the Idiot of the Year on the lastest edition of The Distinguished Gentlemen.
Idiot of the Week: Methtarts! |
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A common problem with DG is having everyone on the mic at the same time. Your mission Gentlemen, if you choose to accept it, is to have all three of you ready to record whenever possible. When Evil Dave, becomes MIA, Special K comes to the rescue as our guest 3rd chair for what seems to be the ever so mission impossible when it comes to producing a Podcast. Nevertheless, the DG's discuss World Trade Center Building 7 along with Freedom of Speech and what show wouldn't be complete without a few fart jokes! All this and more as we search for Evil Dave on this edition of the DG Podcast. Once this show has been listened to it will self-destruct in your iPod.
Idiot of the Week: God Says Cash Me |
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On a very delayed edition on The Distinguished Gentlemen, the Gentlemen pay homage to Anna Nicole Smith by announcing who the real babies dad actually is. Evil Dave brings us drunken stories fresh from the stomach as he brings us down to the porcelain Gods. Speaking of "God," Jeffay enjoys watching DOG The Bounty Hunter and discusses the finer points of religion and asskicking. The racial bell is out of order for this show however once it's fixed it will need to be rung a few thousand times as the DG's are in rare form. This show was recorded on 02/20/07 and we apologize for the delay. It will never happen again. (*cough*)
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Happy Anniversary to The Distinguished Gentlemen! After one year and many breaks, the DG's surprisingly make it to their 1st Anniversary. E & Jeffay announce the winner of the 3rd chair contest, Evil Dave, who shows up for the show already plastered. E & Jeffay discuss a few Constitutional issues as Dave eats chicken and drinks more beer becoming numb to his environment around him. This show is the 1st part in a series of Anniversary shows that will be released over the next week.
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With our beloved Hellseed deciding to leave the show for personal reasons, E and Jeffay were left in limbo on how to move on with the show. Three months later they decide to get off their asses and produce a fucking show! In this episode of DG, E and Jeffay catch up with what's going on in this wacky world to find the more things change, the more they stay the same. The Gentlemen return to the podcast airwaves with news, fat people, stupid people and a slice of PI (Points of Interest). The DG's would like to also announce a contest to fill their 3rd chair. Would you like to become a Distinguished Gentlemen? E-mail us at DGPodcast@gmail.com and explain to us why you deserve to sit in a DG's chair!
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