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Show Name: [[E]]  /  The Einstein

Real Name: Whatever he pleases

Occupation: Selling ice to Eskimos / Podcaster / 2016 Presidential Candidate / 1st Amendment Martyr / Audio Production
Age: 29 (Capricorn if you must know)
Hometown: Niles Ohio

Other Places Lived: Las Vegas & Henderson Nevada / East Lansing & Detroit Michigan

Currently Residing: San Antonio Texas

Hobbies Include: Your mom and anyway she wants it in her
Concert Count: 119 & Counting
Quotes:  No Contraceptive?  | Silly Faggot... | Get Naked

The Creator of The Distinguished Gentlemen Podcast, Einstein wages war against stupidity with his Gentlemen at his side.  He brings to DG a voice of truth while telling it like it is.  Einstein tends to make enemies throughout his life while not even trying however the ones that hate him are the ones that don't understand him.  Will this harm him in his quest to reach the real "White House" in 2016?  Nine years and counting until we will see.

 

 

 

 

 

Real Name: Jeff (Formerly The Dok - also known as Jeffay by ones who know him)
Occupation: Management / Podcaster / 1st Amendment Martyr/ VP Candidate for 2016 / Music Production
Age: 29
Hometown: Niles Ohio
High School Graduated: 1998 - Niles McKinley High School - Red Dragons

College Graduated: 2003 - Youngstown State University - B.A. in Psychology

Concert Count: 114 & Counting
Quotes:  "Ass To Mouth Is OK, Sometimes" "Peace Bitches"

 

 

 

 

The man of mystery........... Jeff brings a conscience to The Distinguished Gentlemen like no other. He, more than most, has a distinct hate for the stupid and the people with no common sense, and thinks those people should end it all before natural selection does. Jeff, along with E, created The Distinguished Gentlemen podcast. Jeff, like E, also strongly believes in the freedom of speech and how we should not desensitize ourselves to the world today, unless smoking a phatty. Always tell it like it is, the way it should be told. Although he may seem like a cocky, arrogant, know it all asshole, motherfucker, well he is, until you actually know Jeff, then you can see his true nature, which may surprise some. Also, our Resident Dok believes that the constitution was founded many years ago, and was good for it's time, because it allowed the United States to "say one thing and do another," and basically allowed us to be against wars and protest the wars, and now it is out-dated, but ultimately what we the people say doesn't matter, and if the president wants to go to war, he can, what a shame. We need to revise and update this old document, so many hold dear. Further more, he feels that The Distinguished Gentlemen is a right, not a privilege and that, YOU, the audience should stand up for your rights, listen to what the DG's have to say, and decide for yourselves the TRUTH. The truth about this country, this world, and about yourself.  PEACE BITCHES!

 

 

Show Name: Evil Dave
Occupation: Mechanic / Podcaster / Regular Smartass / Audi Test Driver
Age: 26
Hometown: Henderson Nevada                          
High School Graduated: 2001 - Basic High School
Las Vegas Wash Count: Statistics washed away in a flood
Quotes:  Draino Chug | Abortions | Run A Show

 

 

 

Evil Dave aka The Cynnical T-bagger aka Double D aka The Diesel is always on the look out for trouble, especially if there is an engine involved....no podcast dweebs not a search engine. The evil ones blood is 110 octane and if you've heard him run his mouth you know it.  Having a larger than usual pair dangling below, Diesel fears no caller or freaky news clip, so bring it on bitches!!!! Oh yeah...Texas.  Laughing at others expense is his persuit of life, liberty and happiness.  Although no amount of jagerbombs can cure what truly ails him.  Many a time has Double D pissed in various ass faces Wheaties and lived to tell.  So if any of you punk ass fuck faces happen to be on the strip in Vegas taking pictures of Sigfreid and Roy, prepare to die you pesky faggots the bagger is on the hunt for the weak and (probably really hot) touristas to torment. Vaya con dios bitches!!!! 

 

Show Name: Fro
Occupation: Customer Care Specialist / Mommy / The One Who Speaks Inappropriately
Age: 29
Hometown: Cortland Ohio
Hobbies Include: Making people laugh, animal caregiver, folding laundry, collecting sea shells, capturing life through the lens of my camera....and then posting it on Facebook
Favorite Movies: Nightmare on Elm Street, Jay & Silent Bob Strike Back, Clerks II, A Bronx Tale, Halloween II (Rob Zombie) Scooby Doo and The Legend of the Vampire, Scooby Doo and The Goblin King, Forest Gump, The Wizard of Oz
Quote:  "all you mother fuckers are gonna pay! you are the ones who are the ball lickers! we're gonnna fuck your mothers while you watch and cry like little whinney bitches. once we get to hollywood and find those miramax fucks who's making the movie, we're gonna make them eat our shit, then shit out our shit and eat there shit made up of our shit that we made them eat. and all you fucks are next. love, jay and silent bob"
"snewchi boochies"


Fro is hard to swallow at first (thats what he said).....loud, obnoxious, funny, loving, and caring.  once you get through the many layers of her gigantic fro, you have the pleasure of knowing how kind she truly is.  Since she was a child, Fro has always dreamed of making people laugh.  Jeffay and Fro have been recording for many, many years as two crazy cousins!  The first recording was done by their grandpa (R.I.P. Johnny) when Jeffay & Fro were only 2 years old & Jeffay got a shot in the butt! At the tender age of 7, Jeffay & Fro recorded their first rap about how their grandma loved to give them chocolate chip cookies to make them poop! Since then Fro has been reeking havoc across northeast Ohio & is pleased to be recording again with her favorite cuz and his buds on BPElive!  She lets it all out and I do mean ALL so stick around cause you just don't know what she's gonna talk about next!  PEACE!