Wage war on stupidity with Evil Dave, [[E]] and Jeffay of Brainstorm Productions Entertainment. The Distinguished Gentlemen shatter the ear drums of all the sensitive people in the world with their radical beliefs, distinguished attitude and uncensored thoughts. FUBARcast, a shorter version of the DG show, brings you quick hits for excellent water cooler talk while you work. Something for everyone with BPE - unless you suffer from stupidity. BPE is also joined by personalities Chico, MmM, Stubbi Salami & Fro. http://www.bpelive.com/ BPE en Mon, 26 Jul 2010 09:06:32 -0500 show@bpelive.com Mon, 26 Jul 2010 09:06:25 -0500 Mature show@bpelive.com FeedForAll v2.0 (2.0.2.9) http://www.feedforall.com http://www.brainstorm-productions.com/pics/DG103.jpg http://www.bpelive.com BPE Live 600 461 Welcome Distinguished Ladies and Gentlemen to The Distinguished Gentlemen Podcast as we bring to you our 99th show. That's right, over four years of podcasting and next up the 100th episode celebration in which we want YOU the listeners to call our number 620-702-5600 and leave us a voicemail for the first 3 secs of what you say to be played on the 100th episode. It's your 3 seconds of podcasting fame! Meanwhile enjoy this episode that brings to you the following but not limited to - Evil Dave: who is back and brings us updates from the world of Vegas, Jeffay: And his solution to plug the oil spill, LeBron: the DG's discuss Lebron James and his "Indecision" followed by some "Lebron is Gay" audio with a song dedicated to Lebron at the very outro of our show, and the FNN: the Facebook News Network. E brings up his dislike for our disloyal leader Obama, Supreme Court Justices and of course what wouldn't be DG without idiots in the news and podsafe music. All this including skits, funny soundbytes and so much more that you will piss your pants laughing while we tickle your brain causing it to think about the issues. How dare we stimulate your brain. Shame on us. And please email Evil Dave at superevildave@gmail.com or he will leave the show. And btw Happy Birthday(today) Evil Dave! http://www.brainstorm-productions.com/shows/2010/DG.072610.Loyalty.mp3 9C4FEA92-1F57-42A1-826A-9522EF0C834B Mon, 26 Jul 2010 09:06:22 -0500 When low on subject material, there's always one subject the DG's can faithfully turn to and that is none other than more Rick stories. Fro fills in for an AWOL Evil Dave with E and Jeffay to learn more about the fabled "Rick" that is frequently discussed on the show. E is full rage mode on this show as no one is safe from E's ranting on the collective community of the stupids. Jeff Jeffrey Jefferson tries not to kill himself on the Facebook News Network and while speaking of news, it's going to be a block party! Also E still in rage mode takes down Abby Sunderland's quest to sail around the world only to find the worst technical difficulty to ever happen on BPE Live! decides to happen on this fateful record. We also ask everyone "What if?" as we close out our show. All this with plenty of podsafe music on the latest edition of The Distinguished Gentlemen Podcast. (Thanks for saving our ass POMP!) http://www.brainstorm-productions.com/shows/2010/DG.063010.Another.Rick.Story.mp3 1C515F43-9367-459B-858B-BAF58EB54C65 Wed, 30 Jun 2010 21:47:01 -0500 Here at BPE Live "we're not laughing" we are actually crying. Crying because people want to be fatter, dumber and well just plain old stupid. On this edition of the DG show, immigration is a hot issue as E is left to wonder why people have to open their mouths about a law they never read. Evil Dave is irritated and goes off with his rant about walkie talkies and being given the finger when on hold. Of course on DG what wouldn't be a show without plenty of news as we find babies choking on marijuana bags to trailer trash going off with Wii bats and guns. Jeff Jeffrey Jefferson returns from rehab to bring everyone another edition of the Facebook News Network and as the show closes Evil Dave (with Mrs. Evil Dave in the background) drops a bombshell that leaves the Gentlemen speechless. All this and podsafe music on the latest edition of The Distinguished Gentlemen Podcast! http://www.brainstorm-productions.com/shows/2010/DG.061410.Immigration.Irritation.mp3 A8D3A2DD-C63C-4ADA-BD57-97008DB71414 Mon, 14 Jun 2010 21:15:59 -0500 Ladies and Distinguished Gentlemen, the crazy cousins bring forth a tale of drunken stuper, a tale of pants that slowly found themselves on the ground, a tale of 3 BPELive East coasters just looking for a good time.  BPELive brings to you, The Tale of Cheeks....the best drunken story ever told.  Jeffay, Fro, and Cheeks head out for a night on the town to celebrate Jeffay turning the big "Three - O"!!  The trio find themselves stuck in a rotating bathroom, dealing with debauchery at the hat check, and trying to help Cheeks get his pants off the ground! (and out of some unsuspecting victims' cars) all while keeping their composure in front of the authorities! So join us for this wild ride told by the two craziest cousins of all, Jeffay and Fro, and of course E and Evil Dave as always add their two cents. Included in this special tale of the Distinguished Gentlemen,  some podsafe music, a bit of news....and E professes his love to Fro in a song. This shit is so good, we could make a montage out of it!  (that's what she said) BPELive! Where real men, don't need pants. http://www.brainstorm-productions.com/shows/2010/DG.051510.Jeffays.Dirty.30.Birthday.Bash.The.Tale.of.Cheeks.mp3 C81E62F2-6F86-4318-BEF1-CA1A1C3A5028 Sat, 15 May 2010 19:32:41 -0500 After a 22 1/2 hour 1253.6 mile drive, E makes it Evil Dave's pad in the city of sin Las Vegas. After a much needed passing out (thanks for the show pic Dave) the Vegas DG's hook up with their partner Jeffay for BPE's 1st partial in studio record! E and Evil Dave catch up with each other as Dave brings an entire list of things to discuss. Although they never made it to the infamous Macy's together, the DG's discuss something a lot of us have experienced, shitty roommates. Of course what wouldn't be DG without a little technical difficulties as per Dave, E drove all that way to mess up his setup. Jeff Jeffery Jefferson is back with some more Facebook News Network and as the show ends, the DG's are interrupted by none other than their crazy cousin Fro. All this and more on the Vegas edition of The Distinguished Gentlemen Podcast! http://www.brainstorm-productions.com/shows/2010/DG.042410.Vegas.mp3 77239B37-8BA7-415F-AC9D-4FC1409CA6FB Sat, 24 Apr 2010 21:26:00 -0500 On this edition of FUBARcast, E entertains himself while driving to Las Vegas by recording a show. As E almost slides off the road, he takes the time to discuss speed limits, Obamacare and even has time to stick his own foot in his mouth! With random stops along the way, E has plenty to complain about including the length of his journey through the never ending state of Texas. There's even some podsafe music joining us for the ride so join E as this is the prelude to the DG Vegas record soon to be released! http://www.brainstorm-productions.com/shows/2010/FUBARcast.041610.BPE.mp3 1F78CFBD-3101-4ED7-A126-CD7B1C86CBA3 Fri, 16 Apr 2010 13:14:56 -0500 (Recorded March 18 2010) Welcome back to FUBARcast with E and his special guest and long time friend via good old IRC, Hate the Radio's own RaYzor. E and RaYzor bring back memories of days of #arena chat and the fact that thanks to RaYzor and his trusty sidekick POMP, the world is stuck with the mess known as BPE Live! E impress RaY with his lacerating sound effects as they chat up why it is not OK to drink morphine after a night of bar hopping and pill popping. All this and even some podsafe music on this edition of BPE Live's FUBARcast. http://www.brainstorm-productions.com/shows/2010/FUBARcast.041110.BPE.mp3 45012B8C-A069-4F8F-9878-39C248F00825 Sun, 11 Apr 2010 00:35:37 -0500 It was bound to happen sooner or later. Although the majority voted for later, it happened sooner anyways. Ladies and Gentlemen, Fro has named her, uh "units" shall we say. This edition of DG includes ranting as well as naming as Jeffay and E both sound off a pair. Evil Dave gives us the tour at Macy's bathroom while Fro attempts to read the news only to sound like she was left off the short bus. We also find out that Evil Dave is getting married and as a wedding present E decides that it is time to return to Las Vegas! All this, podsafe music and a new Facebook News Network (thanx Jeffay) on The Distinguished Gentlemen Podcast! http://www.brainstorm-productions.com/shows/2010/DG.032410.Rant.Cocktail.mp3 934CBF0D-C3CD-4DD3-98E1-160F7E1A1297 Wed, 24 Mar 2010 20:10:55 -0500 Welcome wrasslin' fans to the 5th annual BPElive Wrestlemania Prediction Show with Jeffay and Chico. Join us as we run down the card for Wrestlemania 26 and discuss who we think will win. Also we discuss the new "Monday Night Wars" between the WWE and TNA and the top 10 wrestlers and WWE personalities that will NEVER be in TNA and why. So join us and see how right we were, come Mania'. Podcasting as only done by BPElive. http://www.brainstorm-productions.com/shows/2010/FUBARcast.032110.WM26.mp3 4D80E4DE-EAD9-436E-8862-CF7AD732E5B2 Sun, 21 Mar 2010 18:01:38 -0500 Without Evil Dave, Fro is called up from the D-League for her time to shine on DG. E's upset over the recent Cavs trade and the fact his neighborhood has turned into a farm while the DG's waste no time revisting X-Box Live handles as Fro brings 20 (or more) Questions to the table. Dave does drop in thanks to technology and sound drops. We learn about why you shouldn't take naked pics of yourself while Jeffay brings us his thoughts on the tragic opening to the Olympics while Fro discusses why you shouldn't fall in love with your gynecologist. Throughout the show, the DG's are constantly poked by Wendy Lender and Ali Brown not to mention a few other people. Plenty of news of the stupids including a classic idiot of the week along with a contest sponsored by BPElive! on this edition of The Distinguished Gentlemen Podcast. http://www.brainstorm-productions.com/shows/2010/DG.030710.Fros.Pokes.and.Olympic.Cattle.mp3 ADB157E8-241D-451B-AAF9-8ECFA511C83F Sun, 7 Mar 2010 18:33:01 -0600 Welcome Distinguished and BPElive Nation to the all new and improved Crazy Cousins Show with Jeffay and Fro. We're back with all new material and format, as Fro hosts, with Jeffay as her sidekick. Fro interviews President Barack Obama, that's right. Also the Facebook News Network, a Brainstorm, and some other audio bytes. Also music from 6 Feet Deep. So enjoy beeyatches!!!!!!! (The Crazy Cousins Show was filmed before a live studio audience.) http://www.brainstorm-productions.com/shows/2010/TCCS.022610.BPE.mp3 0590D5D9-5D79-42AD-95C1-65A1AFD437F5 Fri, 26 Feb 2010 11:30:32 -0600 February 2, 2006 - The Distinguished Gentlemen Podcast was born. 4 years later, we return to find the Gentlemen alive and well for their anniversary show with special guests Fro and Stubby Salami live from Kuwait again. Everyone is accounted for except Chico who is yet again a victim to Jeffay's podcast famous salsa. The DG's waste no time in moving the show along as Evil Dave finds out he has more in common with Fro than he would like. Jeffay brings us a classic FNN while E brings up the earthquake in Haiti only to have the topic smashed. Dave has plenty of updates to go around while BPElive brings you plenty of original DG skits for our 4th year in the books. So while you are waiting for the big game come check out the DG Super Sunday Show with all this and much more on an extended edition of the 4 year anniversary of The Distinguished Gentlemen Podcast! http://www.brainstorm-productions.com/shows/2010/DG.020710.DG.4th.Year.Super.Sunday.Show.mp3 0DF9C1CA-995E-486E-A411-9A4F098B1FBD Sun, 7 Feb 2010 23:12:16 -0600 In the first show of 2010, E turns 30. And what does E want for his birthday? Why nothing other than the return of Stubby Salami to BPElive! Stubby returns to the Trio Show live from Kuwait, along with E, Evil Dave and Jeffay to celebrates E's birthday. Stubby updates us on life in the Middle East especially when terrorists test out their front secure gate with a few RPG's. While 30, E still rants and raves like he was 20. We can only imagine E at 60 telling kids to stay off his lawn. Also on the show we ask what would you do in an awkward situation and a bucket of chicken. Jeffay congratulates E on his makes a step up in the video gaming world to X-Box 360 while having a Modern Warfare 2 syndrome moment toward the end of the show. Plenty of news, podsafe music, DG Updates and much much more on this edition of The Distinguished Gentlemen podcast! http://www.brainstorm-productions.com/shows/2010/DG.011810.The.Salami.Incident.Es.30th.Birthday.Bash.mp3 FA7198D6-D5FE-4D44-BFE5-6C65E0DDE76A Mon, 18 Jan 2010 22:15:32 -0600 The DG's and BPElive close out 2009 with an Xmas special that is not to be missed. Join E, Jeffay and Evil Dave as they discuss the meaning of Christmas before you head on out to your favorite drinking establishment. Also on this New Year's Eve release, we have plenty of ranting from the Gentlemen as well as Xmas news! Evil Dave updates us on his toileting situation from FUBARcast as his toilet decides to give him an Xmas present early this year. Plenty of Xmas music to go around as well as the Gentlemen's discussion of what is in store for 2010. All this and much more on the last show of 2009 from The Distinguished Gentlemen. Enjoy! http://www.brainstorm-productions.com/shows/2009/DG.123109.A.Very.Special.DG.Xmas.mp3 7BA14C6E-CD26-49D5-9454-C5B36C47572B Thu, 31 Dec 2009 12:54:44 -0600 The Gentlemen return from their Thanksgiving meals and "Black Friday" shopping to give birth to a new DG show. On the show, we learn what truly makes Thanksgiving work as Jeffay wonders why all the hate when he finds nothing but potentially racist news around the net. E and Evil Dave attempt to stroll down memory lane as Evil Dave reminds E how much of an asshole he was / still is. E locates a list of sex terms so long he has to change his pants at least twice through the record and five times during the editing process. All this including plenty idiots of the news on this edition of The Distinguished Gentlemen Podcast! http://www.brainstorm-productions.com/shows/2009/DG.121509.False.Advertising.mp3 3013D0C1-4E75-4B22-AA69-C6BC9A88567D Tue, 15 Dec 2009 23:23:20 -0600 BPE Live brings to you FUBARcast with E & Evil Dave. Evil Dave is back from his vacation and ready to ring the bells off the show as he questions a certain group about when it's ok to search for Jesus. Also on the show, Dave has troubles with his toilet as E free floats his hostility for the BPE Nation to hear. All this including a new Scallion on this edition of FUBARcast! http://www.brainstorm-productions.com/shows/2009/FUBARcast.120909.BPE.mp3 F8562DDD-BA1A-4CD1-AF49-8C08E469A25D Wed, 9 Dec 2009 13:59:46 -0600 Welcome cyber sluts, ladies, assholes and dudes to the Crazy Cousins edition of FUBARcast brought to you by BPElive.  Jeffay and Fro are back with more Facebook craziness where the cousins act out a conversation between two bitchy Facebookers, what a soap opera drama Facebook can be.  Also they follow up with comments and analysis about the conversation with a "Doktor's" perspective.   All this and much more as Fro feels that even today, Jeffay would still hit her in the face with a swingset.....why,  you ask?  Download now and find out! http://www.brainstorm-productions.com/shows/2009/FUBARcast.112709.Crazy.Cousins.mp3 B508270B-423A-4F96-92F6-CDEC3ECB6C67 Fri, 27 Nov 2009 23:13:51 -0600 The unexpected combination of E & Fro team up to create this FUBARcast. Fro is her usual self heating up the topics with donkey punching, 2012 talk and the new internet drama of the world Twitter. What would a "Fub Bub" be without a little FNN (Facebook News Network) and some podsafe music. All this and more on E & Fro's FUBARcast! http://www.brainstorm-productions.com/shows/2009/FUBARcast.112209.BPE.mp3 55DF4864-11EA-4FEF-ABD0-90C3124D60D5 Sun, 22 Nov 2009 23:48:55 -0600 On this edition of The Distinguished Gentlemen, Fro joins the Gentlemen as Evil Dave is on vacation. Armed with Pamprin and Mike's Hard Lemonade, Fro brings her style to the DG no wait Crazy Cousins no wait DG show. As much as E & Fro clash, they find common ground when it comes to curbing, road rage and Halloween where Jeffay is not a guy to clown around with as the DG's remember more Rick stories. Fro also displays her recording skills only for it to be the running joke of the show. DG wouldn't be a show without news, idiots of the week and Facebook action with the FNN and the DG Facebook Sluttiest Halloween Costume Awards. All this and much more here now on The Distinguished Gentlemen. http://www.brainstorm-productions.com/shows/2009/DG.111009.And.Then.There.Was.Fro.mp3 33590012-3258-4F2C-BB3F-7D2B5B3BABB6 Tue, 10 Nov 2009 12:16:34 -0600 Normal people just go about their day after a minor crosswalk mishap. The DG's however are far from normal. The DG's Jeffay, Evil Dave and E are back with more stories including Evil's crosswalk story from hell. Also on DG we talk about a subject that is most dear to our hearts and most likely to yours, abortion! That's right, dust off the shop vac and straighten up those wire hangers cause we are going all in fetus first on this show which includes your normal skits, news and of course podsafe music. Enjoy DG Nation! http://www.brainstorm-productions.com/shows/2009/DG.103009.Crosswalk.Shop-Vac.Spree.mp3 749444C0-024A-4545-988B-60C8BCE60B11 Thu, 29 Oct 2009 22:03:10 -0500 Welcome distinguished listeners to the 7th episode of Crazy Cousins brought to you live by BPElive. Fro tries to start a podcast civil war within BPElive. Also she talks about her bodily fluids, her bodily gases, and well, the best "depends" joke ever! The Crazy Cousins also discuss what everyone's name means backwards, and why not to ever do "hippie crack." All this and much, much,much, much, much, much, much, MORE! ENJOY! http://www.brainstorm-productions.com/shows/2009/FUBARcast.102709.Crazy.Cousins.mp3 9055D988-1268-4CA9-8103-2E4A26362AF4 Tue, 27 Oct 2009 23:50:04 -0500 Welcome ladies and distinguished gentlemen to the sixth installment of Crazy Cousins brought to you by FUBARcast and BPElive. Jeffay and Fro discuss douche bags, literally and figuratively. Also on the "nothing is taboo" show, Fro goes to great lengths to prove her farts are the worst. They also discuss tattoos and Sublime. All this and Jeffay's other nephew Rose Gold introducing our Crazy Cousins! http://www.brainstorm-productions.com/shows/2009/FUBARcast.102209.Crazy.Cousins.mp3 B8355CD5-5079-4C13-9072-99352EF3831D Thu, 22 Oct 2009 23:32:01 -0500 A year in the making E and Jeffay combine powers and unite to create a well overdue FUBARcast! Facebook is in full discussion on "FuB BuB" as Jeffay unloads bukkake style and E tells his tales of road rage as lost in the mix of the show is the important message of gun safety. We educate our new listeners on the 5 most fucked up places in America as Jeffay's annoucement is interupted by sudden case of the stupids. All this and plenty of not news and the Facebook News Network riding the Twitter Train on E and Jeffay's FUBARcast! http://www.brainstorm-productions.com/shows/2009/FUBARcast.101009.BPE.mp3 0311553D-789A-47E0-9E38-01DEAACD9658 Sat, 10 Oct 2009 23:03:56 -0500 Welcome to another episode of Crazy Cousins brought to you by FUBARcast and BPElive. Jeffay and Fro are back, back again, and what a show! Fro has a voicemail from when she went to Florida and had sand in her vag. Then as promised, we have Fro rapping Eminem, doing it all in one take, on our debut of Crazy Cousin's CAREoke, CAREoke with a "C," why? Because we CARE-oke! http://www.brainstorm-productions.com/shows/2009/FUBARcast.100509.Crazy.Cousins.mp3 4FEF20C8-D113-4392-8A8E-C39CFF49A3F5 Mon, 5 Oct 2009 08:36:14 -0500 Through thick and thin, the DG's have weathered anything that has been thrown at them. Until that is, Jeffay's homemade salsa train wrecks people's intestines (and the show) including his own which brings us to our very own salsa incident. The DG's are joined by Fro and Chico briefly as they are suffering issues from Jeffay's salsa as well. Fro discovers her man penis and manages to almost lull Evil Dave to sleep. Jeffay is rushed to the ER after a burst of digestive salsa leaving E and Evil Dave to finish out the trio show on their own. Plenty of upset stomachs, idiots in the news, on air callers, rants and a very special suction cup dildo for your shower on this edition of The Distinguished Gentlemen podcast! http://www.brainstorm-productions.com/shows/2009/DG.092909.The.Salsa.Incident.mp3 C712A567-934B-40D6-A6C5-4944E6207691 Tue, 29 Sep 2009 22:28:52 -0500 Ahhh, it's that time again, back by popular demand, Crazy Cousins Ep. 4 - Mickey Mouse invades FUBARcast and laughs at Fro's expense. The CC's discuss movies, concerts, and rubber blue dildos hanging as a grab bar in the shower? Yes, you read right. So join Jeffay and Fro for another ridiculous episode of FUBARcast-Crazy Cousins brought to you by BPElive. http://www.brainstorm-productions.com/shows/2009/FUBARcast.092009.BPE.mp3 815ED60B-34EC-4DF9-AACD-B108BA5CA683 Sun, 20 Sep 2009 00:00:02 -0500 FUBARcast returns and this time it's not Crazy Cousins but it's E & Evil Dave. E brings jello shots to the table and it's quite obvious throughout the show that he may of had one too many before the show even started. E also gives our listeners concert tips as he discusses his most recent show. Evil Dave has advise on headbutting as the Gentlemen bring plenty of not news, rap and people who let their mouth's write checks they cannot cash. All this and a message from Ron Paul about how over hyped the swine flu really is (c'mon people he's a doctor he should know) on this edition of FUBARcast! http://www.brainstorm-productions.com/shows/2009/FUBARcast.091509.BPE.mp3 D09A31CF-C460-4075-A934-6373DE893B1B Tue, 15 Sep 2009 23:34:00 -0500 The unthinkable has happened. The DG's have joined the social networking machine known to all as Twitter. Evil Dave returns just in time to be caught up in the madness and updates the status of his life, technical difficulties and of course the 'Stang. E busts out into full raging mode as Jeffay and Evil Dave go off on their own rant randomness. There's more than a spoonful of degenerates in the news this week along with voicemails from our very own Fro. All this and much more on this Twittered, tweeted, twatted edition of The Distinguished Gentlemen. http://www.brainstorm-productions.com/shows/2009/DG.083109.Twitter.Rantomness.mp3 1B278901-E38D-4052-9216-B090EC38FB68 Mon, 31 Aug 2009 23:52:00 -0500 Oh snap, it's that time again, time for another episode of Crazy Cousins here on FUBARcast. Fro joins Jeffay and this time she has much more to say,making it one of our most fucked up shows to date. Including thoughts on Pink Floyd and her first experience seeing a porn. She also discusses her idol Eminem. (which she will soon have a rap for the show). All this and more, as we have sunk to new lows on this show. Enjoy! http://www.brainstorm-productions.com/shows/2009/FUBARcast.082209.Crazy.Cousins.mp3 47A7EB70-FFB8-42AD-A2D5-069F324C205F Sat, 22 Aug 2009 20:54:48 -0500 Welcome back to the Crazy Cousins edition of FUBARcast with Jeffay and Fro. We welcome Fro back to the BPElive family as she joins her favorite cuz Jeffay for a fucked up edition of FUBARcast. With Fro on mic, the listener will experience what is the equivalent to tripping on acid. So sit back, relax, soak it in and enjoy! Shittastic! http://www.brainstorm-productions.com/shows/2009/FUBARcast.081809.Crazy.Cousins.mp3 D8D97A98-729A-4E70-BAED-F84091C6746F Tue, 18 Aug 2009 08:52:19 -0500 A special edition of the DG show as BPElive hits the vault to air some unreleased material. Join E as he brings you unreleased material from the past year of 2009 including unaired news, wacky religious people, drivers licenses, Michael Jackson and much much more! Unaired segments include E, Jeffay, Evil Dave and Chico. So join the DG's for this limited edition show from their exclusive vault! http://www.brainstorm-productions.com/shows/2009/DG.081609.From.The.Vault.mp3 6135B000-1F5F-4A5C-ADFE-CF9FB8F7B502 Sun, 16 Aug 2009 16:40:32 -0500 BPElive and FUBARcast are proud to bring you this special edition to get FUBAR'd. We debut "Crazy Cousins," Jeffay and Fro. Jeffay's cousin Fro joins him on the show to discuss, well whatever is on her mind. Yes, another female voice joins the BPE team, is she finally gonna set them straight or is she worse than the guys? Join us and find out. Also topics of discussion include The Wizard of Oz and how it is a "drug movie" and a 50 cent pop machine. And like all new cummers, Fro has no idea what the show is and gets schooled, which leads to a mini tribute to E. So enjoy, and remember, PEACE BITCHES! http://www.brainstorm-productions.com/shows/2009/FUBARcast.073009.Crazy.Cousins.mp3 7D2C6789-E62C-4076-88E4-09976A8DE34E Thu, 30 Jul 2009 18:35:16 -0500 The death of Michael Jackson saddens the DG's so much, we have our own tribute show in his honor. Chico joins the DG's as Evil Dave is out test driving Audi's, which got as far as the 'Stang has gotten in 6 months. Jeffay introduces us to some "randomness" as E serves up a racial contradiction along with plenty of morons in the news including a possible member of your family! So send the kids to bed and strap on your best moonwalking shoes as you enter the DG Thriller Experience! http://www.brainstorm-productions.com/shows/2009/DG.072609.The.DG.Thriller.Experience.mp3 7909D715-A0BF-45CB-B721-17BB1044C3CA Sun, 26 Jul 2009 20:09:31 -0500 The Gentlemen are back at it again, this time only 3 months between show releases and 1 month to edit the DG's are back in action! Join E, Jeffay & Evil Dave as we bring you an update on Evil Dave's brokedick mustang and how its still on the same tank of gas. E catches up with the Gentlemen after a few months off and has now moved to a better area of town so no more worries of spoilers walking away from his vehicles. Jeffay joins the the hypocrite crew when it is revealed he too has a Blackberry as the Blackberry chat heats up with great inventions to the point where it spills over into our show, which prompts Dave to sign off early. All this and much more on the DG's! http://www.brainstorm-productions.com/shows/2009/DG.071109.Brokedick.Mustang.mp3 4AE51511-4D79-4FDE-8941-E71E25781D5E Sat, 11 Jul 2009 09:52:32 -0500 It's that time of year again, it's the Wrestlemania 25 Prediction Show Spectacular! Jeffay does a quick run through of the matches and who he thinks will win or wants to win, and MmM joins Jeffay to weigh in on matches, does she really care???? Download and find out on this short, short, short, short addition of FUBARcast - PEACE BITCHES!!!!!!!  http://www.brainstorm-productions.com/shows/2009/FUBARcast.040509.WM25.mp3 E46C9B87-9579-46E9-9DDF-3ED8DB88757E Sun, 5 Apr 2009 19:55:57 -0500 Two years ago, E's trip to Michigan to pick up his precious Z28 Camaro is halted with a fuel line break. Fast forward 2 years to the day and now it's Evil Dave's turn for the car issues. On American Idle 2, we find that Evil Dave's Mustang is broke as E's Camaro is finally with him and running. The conversation takes a turn for the worse when E finds out Evil Dave's long lost secret. The DG Nation welcomes back Jeffay after a paid show off to discuss 1st amendment martyrdom when Evil Dave is booted from X-Box Live while we finally debut The Misadventures of "Crip & Crap" and what wouldn't be a DG show without news and our idiot of the week. Tune into this podcast and fasten your seat belts, this is one of our best shows to date! http://www.brainstorm-productions.com/shows/2009/DG.040209.American.Idle.2.Curse.of.the.Camaro.mp3 01A69E8F-2618-4A7A-8114-24916C4C758C Thu, 2 Apr 2009 23:46:12 -0500 Welcome to FUBARcast everyone!  On this edition, Jeffay is alone and has his own thoughts on Obama. (take it E) And Jeffay has been obsessed with the Octomom, like E, and also Jimmy Fallon, as you will find out this episode, also Ludacris performs on Jimmy Fallon and we have the audio.  All this and previews of up coming skits and shows so you have to listen to the very end if you want to know. (Or you could just skip it to the end to find out right away if you want to be a dick about it).  HAHA we kidd we kidd! Peace Bitches! http://www.brainstorm-productions.com/shows/2009/FUBARcast.033109.BPE.mp3 989C7B25-73A4-4BB5-89CE-9EF208EBC69E Tue, 31 Mar 2009 08:05:07 -0500 The flu bug hits the DG's as Jeffay is under the weather and misses this record. We chalk up Jeffay a vacation day as E and Evil Dave bring on 2 other guests to fill Jeffay's shoes as Stubby Salami and Dick Jr join the Gentlemen to help their sick comrade. Stubby gets right to work with more shit stories from his past as Dave revisits Macy's 2nd floor restroom while E goes over the line (again) when asked where his favorite place to poop is. Dick Jr provides insight on a small scale only to hang up mid record never to be heard from again. E brings us a DG update and wonders why he can't leave the Octomom alone as he is drawn sexually to her giant stomach picture. Also we find out a little bit more about Dick Jr's disappearance while Stubby keeps E and Evil Dave in check with stories of virginity, road trips and cpu issues. All this and much more on the latest edition of The Distinguished Gentlemen podcast. http://www.brainstorm-productions.com/shows/2009/DG.032709.A.Vacation.at.Macy's.mp3 16495065-EB16-4609-A11F-ED998AC265AC Fri, 27 Mar 2009 23:07:41 -0500 On this Truth Serum edition of FUBARcast, E is joined by Evil Dave...the latest victim to our economy. Dave explains what happened when he walked into work as E brings up our new president and how he shouldn't be our president if he wasn't born in this country. A little Ron Paul audio is mixed into the cast and it all ends with E and Evil Dave discussing ways to improve our country. All this and another layoff on this edition of FUBARcast! http://www.brainstorm-productions.com/shows/2009/FUBARcast.032209.BPE.mp3 4D78C4B5-C7A0-4CF0-AE44-975EBD7FCE86 Sun, 22 Mar 2009 20:27:04 -0500 The guests keep on coming for the DG's as Evil Dave's heterosexual life mate Stubby Salami joins the Gentlemen for the trio show. Stubby goes to work right away burning Evil Dave on this mid afternoon record. Jeffay tells us stories from his past in a surreal believe it or not moment as Stubby brings up the current economic situation and the Gentlemen's employment status. Plenty of the usual suspects in the news as an announcement is made at the end of the show. Just what is this announcement? You'll have to download and find out! All this with music and more here on this edition of The Distinguished Gentlemen podcast! http://www.brainstorm-productions.com/shows/2009/DG.031509.87.Octane.mp3 399B8D2F-D6F8-4548-8ED5-DB1C53C9D8D9 Sun, 15 Mar 2009 17:01:56 -0500 Welcome tittle tots to another edition of FUBARcast with your hosts Jeffay and Chico.  Join us as they discuss their favorite past time, which apparently can lead to 8 gold medals. We jam to Cypress Hill and an Ode to the Onion that's sure to please the inner hillbilly in all of us. Come, listen, then come again as we explode into our ears.  Peace bitches and ttyl titties! http://www.brainstorm-productions.com/shows/2009/FUBARcast.030909.BPE.mp3 9A46F522-EB8C-4121-A92D-C65AB615AFD1 Mon, 9 Mar 2009 12:12:01 -0500 Chico's back, back again, Chico's back, call E's mom.....Welcome to FUBARcast again, with Jeffay and Chico again, as we discuss shit again, actual shit, and wiping it with a towel, Euro-style. We also visit Diarrheaville and another Ode to the Onion, all this and more on this edition of FUBARcast! http://www.brainstorm-productions.com/shows/2009/FUBARcast.030309.BPE.mp3 13B47803-6098-4A55-A204-E6638DFF74D3 Tue, 3 Mar 2009 23:38:16 -0600 On this episode of the DG Trio show, Chico breaks his cherry and joins the Gentlemen in their distinguished ways. Evil Dave does a quickie and suggests that everyone needs an alias of some sorts (even for listening to the show). E is raging because of recent Octomom coverage as Jeffay debates how big this womans stomach is compared to E's testicles. Let's not forget we bring the news back for the show as we find out its not too wise to thrash a house then leave Reese's wrappers as bread crumbs. All this and so much more so download the show now....or find a horse head in your bed! http://www.brainstorm-productions.com/shows/2009/DG.022809.The.Alias.Show.mp3 94BAB858-E0EC-460C-BDF1-3DD3FA74461E Sat, 28 Feb 2009 23:38:08 -0600 Happy Anniversary DG and BPE! We've been alive and kicking for 3 years and what better way to celebrate than to have former guests and co-hosts on the DG Trio Show! Join E, Evil Dave and Jeffay as they celebrate 3 years of DG with guests MmM, POMP, MOM-E and the return of Hellseed. Mom-E joins us with a story of the beautiful people while the DG's catch up with POMP and Hellseed on what they have been doing for the past 3 years. Each guest is asked questions by the DG's who are trying to find out their future as podcasters. What are the results? Well you will have to download and listen to find out! And before we forget, the phone line is BACK! 620-702-5600 drop us a voicemail if you dare and thank you for 3 years plus of support for the BPE Nation! (New Voicemail Number: 620-702-5600) http://www.brainstorm-productions.com/shows/2009/DG.021809.3rd.Year.Anniversary.Show.mp3 821657E8-8D4F-4B25-8511-8754168C2FE4 Wed, 18 Feb 2009 23:00:00 -0600 Welcome back Distinguished Nation and hola tittle tots alike, as we are back with a brand new FUBARcast. Jeffay and Chico discuss men behaving badly, ie, Chris Jericho and Chris Brown. We have a tribute to Valentine's Day, and music by Necro happily titled, "Get on your knees." All this and another Ode to the Onion news article that is sure to tickle your teets. So join us on this special V-Day edition of FUBARcast. And this just in, we are back with a phone line and voicemail, what's the number? Download listen and learn, if you dare. http://www.brainstorm-productions.com/shows/2009/FUBARcast.021509.BPE.mp3 74D8C61F-1B1C-4248-9580-40520C5E0084 Sun, 15 Feb 2009 23:00:00 -0600 Welcome BPEnation to the next installment of FUBARcast with Jeffay and Chico. We discuss what Jeffay might do if Pittsburgh wins the Superbowl, which they FN did! We bring you news and why we are too high for this show. Also BLOGs galore as we learn Chico is indeed the originator of the B.L.O.G.(Brian's Life Online Gabfest).  And possibly outtakes at the end of the show, which Chico didn't want released. Did Jeffay add those sound clips? Guess you'll have to download, listen, and find out for yourselves why BPE and FUBARcast are an essential part of your daily listening pleasure. So join us, Peace bitches. http://www.brainstorm-productions.com/shows/2009/FUBARcast.020209.BPE.mp3 AC164338-52DC-4203-863A-50DE22B6411C Mon, 2 Feb 2009 22:30:42 -0600 Things get out of hand on this episode of DG as E, Jeffay & Evil Dave wage war on the sound effects. Technical difficulties plagued the start of the show which prompted E and Evil Dave to do a FUBARcast instead. However when Jeffay fixes his issues, the DG's are left at a stand-still with all their notes used on the earlier record. Jeffay introduces us to Brain's Bumbling Blogs by Chico as they are played throughout the show. When the news breaks down, Evil Dave is caught with his "rants" down and shows E why its ok to not be "on point" for once so join us on this episode of the DG's as the sound effects fly further than poo thrown at a lawyer and a jury! http://www.brainstorm-productions.com/shows/2009/DG.013109.The.Sound.FX.Show.mp3 91BBCD8E-4E97-49BC-96FE-629DDAF68EDA Sat, 31 Jan 2009 18:05:31 -0600 On this edition of FUBARcast, Evil Dave once again joins E to discuss the economy and how it affects his morning dose of caffeine. Also Evil Dave is on point with his theme again and is show prepped as they discuss martyrdom and pink slips and how they go hand in hand or in this case bullet in head. E surfed the internet to bring us some Olympic audio of a game most people didn't even have a chance to see as it was only aired on Playboy TV. Also this and some Florida news (of course what else would you expect....) here on this edition of FUBARcast! http://www.brainstorm-productions.com/shows/2009/FUBARcast.013009.BPE.mp3 E99033F6-4632-480F-AFF5-5A4181CF7162 Fri, 30 Jan 2009 22:53:29 -0600 Jeffay is back and he comes loaded with sound bytes and audio clips for your listening pleasure. E leaves Jeffay another voicemail, only to be proven wrong. We play the new Rev Theory song clip and have plenty of news and another prank phone call, so enjoy BITCHES! http://www.brainstorm-productions.com/shows/2009/FUBARcast.012909.BPE.mp3 3051080C-8F0F-403A-9BFD-72B3FB3A6D47 Thu, 29 Jan 2009 18:16:05 -0600 Recorded on 01/22/09, with technical difficulties facing BPE before the record of the Trio show, E and Evil Dave record their first impromptu FUBARcast as they wait on Jeffay to fix his Skype situation. Evil Dave brings the jokes as E brings the sound effects and news on this edition of FUBARcast. Not to be outdone with a box of hammers and a bag of dicks, a little mariachi music for everyone here at BPE. Enjoy! http://www.brainstorm-productions.com/shows/2009/FUBARcast.012609.BPE.mp3 A150B4F4-87D3-40AF-A6DD-6BDC17B5D541 Mon, 26 Jan 2009 13:42:15 -0600 Welcome one and all to possible the greatest podcast in the world, FUBARcast! Join Jeffay and Chico as Chico pays tribute to The Onion, and joins Jeffay for the news which involves, porn, weed, and fire, what more could one ask for?? Well, we'll tell ya, Chico's Blog and a must listen to prank phone call, all this and much, much more, so much show jammed into a quarter hour, that you'll have podcast coming out your nose!!!!!!!!!!!! http://www.brainstorm-productions.com/shows/2009/FUBARcast.012509.BPE.mp3 622D9E5A-F5B2-4866-9045-08B727EDEAA5 Sun, 25 Jan 2009 20:02:16 -0600 It's time to get FUBAR'ed again with Jeffay, as he injects a little bit of Truth Serum into FUBARcast. He celebrates Bush's departure and welcomes the new, sort of. Join Jeffay as Jon Stewart contradicts him. This and much more, enjoy bitches!!!!!!!!!!!! http://www.brainstorm-productions.com/shows/2009/FUBARcast.012309.BPE.mp3 B3164493-E742-4FE6-A8B8-8982D431CFCB Fri, 23 Jan 2009 23:24:23 -0600 E returns to FUBARcast on this historic day of black history. Will E tone it down for the holiday or stay his same asshole self? Also in this FUBARcast we discover it's not ok to call 911 if your BK Broiler Sandwich is not all that's cracked up to be. And speaking of crack, it's also not ok to trade drugs for your car especially if your child is still in the car seat. I guess they were selling the kid as an accessory to the car! Who knows but come and welcome E to FUBARcast for 01/19/09! http://www.brainstorm-productions.com/shows/2009/FUBARcast.011909.BPE.mp3 6BB9CB25-B5CD-4B83-9AE1-6078A2B3D317 Mon, 19 Jan 2009 22:45:37 -0600 Welcome back ladies and Distinguished Gentlemen to the one and only FUBARcast!!!!!!! Jeffay is back with an all brand spankin' new podcast, brought to you by BPE. Jeffay returns with new guest host, Chico, how does Jeffay know Chico? Listen and find out, as Chico tells everyone how he truly feels as a "BPEnation" listener, as a guest host, and most importantly how he really feels about E. So join us and Lebron James, as we "crab dribble" our way into your world. http://www.brainstorm-productions.com/shows/2009/FUBARcast.010909.BPE.mp3 28DD9235-0D9E-4203-82BD-9D7D8C1F3FDE Fri, 9 Jan 2009 21:26:16 -0600 Think the DG's were gone? Think again! They're back and with upgraded equipment as well as E busts out the credit line to bring BPE into the 21st century. Evil Dave with his new soundboard becomes our new sound guy while Jeffay is well Oh Hey Jeffay! E brings everyone his 100 things that annoy him which has been 4 months in the making also the DG's bring a little truth to the mix only to fall short. Not falling short though is the fact that the famous Camaro is now back in E's possession. Surprisingly a lot less cock talk and whole new batch of evilness as we kick off the latest season of The Distinguished Gentlemen. http://www.brainstorm-productions.com/shows/2009/DG.010509.Holy.Santa.Claus.Shit.Theyre.Back.mp3 F91ECE8D-3103-4C80-814E-F13D42B4B7E9 Mon, 5 Jan 2009 22:24:55 -0600 In an extended edition of DG, The Distinguished Gentlemen reach out to a troubled young soul who needs a little Dr. Jeffay in his life. Turns out said troublesome teenage doesn't know how to recharge his Pocket account leaving the DG's hanging. Besides this, the DG's turn to Jeffay and his '30 Things That Annoy Him' only to find out its more of tribute to his heterosexual life-mate E. E also challenges Evil Dave to bring subject material to the table only to find out the glass is half empty. Also once again we have an extended edition of our news segment with plenty of news and idiots to go around for all. To sum it all up, we learn that it's never nice to call 9-1-1 about your Subway sandwich. All this and a whole lot more on this extended edition of The Distinguished Gentlemen Podcast! (Welcome back to the sound editing world E!) http://www.brainstorm-productions.com/shows/2008/DG.081508.Cyber.Stalkers.mp3 AA7DE2AC-D130-4EC6-8AA4-A78F7B2906B5 Fri, 15 Aug 2008 23:30:00 -0500 Welcome back to the DG Trio Show!!!!!!!!! We morn the passing of our very first DG, Mr. George Carlin - "Georgie." We also have the longest news segment in DG history. This show was going to be titled, "Mushroom Stamps" or "The Original DG", but we settled on, "Bag-O-Dicks," Why is this? Download and find out why this show is the most ridiculous in DG history. http://www.brainstorm-productions.com/shows/2008/DG.080508.Bag-O-Dicks.mp3 3A5B4F3B-50AD-4A22-B588-49164FD0C025 Thu, 7 Aug 2008 06:30:00 -0500 The DG's are back and this time they are so full of themselves and shit that we have dedicated a good segment of this show to human feces. Evil Dave tries to coax E to move to Vegas, will it work or will it fall on deaf ears? Jeffay and E bicker yet again over the show prep. And Evil Dave has enough, and leaves us to drop a deuce. What will E and Jeffay do in his absence? We play The Poop Song of course! So join us, listen to some Motley Crue as they sing about us and remember peace bitches! (Fuck You Jeffay - editors note from E) http://www.brainstorm-productions.com/shows/2008/DG.072108.E.On.The.Lamb.mp3 6B464B97-5F76-4A74-9C92-661A00A9579A Mon, 21 Jul 2008 22:59:00 -0500 Hungry E and HIS Angry Gentlemen, ahhh, The DG's. What more can we say? We say what others won't because they are scared or ashamed. We speak only of smart intelligent people and those who, in the face of hard times, always triumph. We speak the truth no matter how grim. And no matter what or who we roast on, we roast everyone equally. And isn't that what this is all about? Equality? NAH! We discuss stupid assholes like Hulk and Nick Hogan, stupid normal people in the news and stupid state laws, so dumb in fact, that you might actually go out and have sex with a farm animal just b/c it's under 40 lbs!!! That's right we said it farm animals. All that and much more as E tries to roast Jeffay, only to get a promo made in his honor. So join us please and listen because if you don't we'll then be forced to do terrible things to E. http://www.brainstorm-productions.com/shows/2008/DG.062708.Hungry.E.and.The.Angry.Gentlemen.mp3 F7E62F15-2C34-4F7F-91D3-E8A9FD11B3F8 Fri, 27 Jun 2008 13:00:00 -0500 Welcome back everyone to another outrageous episode of the Distinguished Gentlemen Podcast. On this edition we discuss lots of music and concerts, and even though the show is music themed, ironically there are no songs, and that's because there is so much hilarious talk that there wasn't room. We also discuss midget escorts, cartoons, and Evil Dave and Jeffay discuss how by their cock and balls combined, they form the midget tripod on a segway! Confused? Download and listen and find out why, you might have wished you didn't! http://www.brainstorm-productions.com/shows/2008/DG.060608.Lalapalalapaza.mp3 1FF90C4F-7062-4C94-B226-09BD823F8445 Fri, 6 Jun 2008 14:00:00 -0500 Welcome everyone to FUBARcast!!! On this edition, we get FUBAR'ed with your host Jeffay, as he does a quick round up of the news and discusses Shia LeBeouf's arrest and audio from him explaining what happens when you drink the "special sauce" and go shopping. Plus E and Evil Dave join Jeffay yet again, and make this a FUBARcast Trio Show you won't want to miss, so download, subscribe and enjoy, another podcast from the guys at BPE. http://www.brainstorm-productions.com/shows/2008/FUBARcast.052208.BPE.mp3 EBE7A07A-24DC-48FB-ADA0-AB7985D50B98 Thu, 22 May 2008 21:00:00 -0500 If April showers bring May flowers, what did the May Flower bring? A bunch of drunken sailors called The Distinguished Gentlemen. While E takes a five minute break to refill his alcoholic beverage, Jeffay and Evil Dave roast E again and talk more shit than ever before literally leaving E speechless, that's right, speechless. The DG's revist the Polygamist camp and Jeffay finally gets on XBOX Live to play Call of Duty 4 with Evil Dave to only get shot in the face. So join us for another edition of the DG's and listen, as this time, E and Evil Dave bicker like an old married couple. Come one come all, and then come again, to the greatest podcast on earth. Then check us out if you have the time. And remember, and this is for E, peace bitch. (You're not my buddy Jeffay!) http://www.brainstorm-productions.com/shows/2008/DG.052208.Sir.Cockal.and.His.Knights.of.Cockalot.mp3 406B4A76-6F76-490F-8B55-7957003F2DF4 Thu, 22 May 2008 17:03:57 -0500 Welcome everyone to FUBARcast as Jeffay is back and still burnt from the 4/20 show. Jeffay decides to stop playing with his Wii and produce a FUBARcast as he discusses online gaming and GTA 4 vs MADD in an all out, drag out, brawl. Also we breeze through the news as finally E and Evil Dave join Jeffay and make this a FUBARcast Trioshow!!! So buckle up bitches, it's going to be an E's mom size of a ride!!!!!!! http://www.brainstorm-productions.com/shows/2008/FUBARcast.050308.BPE.mp3 4B8C7245-CDC6-4965-B387-A21C555BA558 Sun, 4 May 2008 12:00:00 -0500 Welcome distinguished peeps to another episode of the DG Podcast which is our third podcast in three weeks and hell hath doth froze over indeed. Join us as Evil Dave discusses "blackerds" and how he is in fact blacker than OJ and once again touches E's sweet spot, his "classic" camaro. E gets the ultimate boner which in turn hits himself in the chin. Jeffay finally loses his mind and thinks he can rap as joins his nephew on a dis rap. All this and ballooning priests, missing penises, fat people stuck to toilets seats and the idiot of the week. Also another installation of "E & Jeffay bickering like an old married couple." So enjoy and remember it's my dick in a box! http://www.brainstorm-productions.com/shows/2008/DG.043008.The.Ridiculous.Gentlemen.mp3 1A3A2589-CC7D-47D8-9ABE-EC80F65AE8FD Wed, 30 Apr 2008 09:00:00 -0500 We here at BPE are very proud to bring you another show and only a week after the last one! Has hell froze over in DG-land? Join us and find out, find out how low we go, find out why fat people make bad parents, find out what makes E and Jeffay like an old married couple and Evil Dave their bastard child. If you dare, find out why E thinks 14 years of age is okay!! It's so thought provoking, you'd have to Polish to not understand it. So come one, come all to the greatest podcast on earth!!! And then after you listen to that, then you can download and listen to us. http://www.brainstorm-productions.com/shows/2008/DG.042608.Polygamists.Are.People.Too.mp3 86E4032B-5664-42A5-BFDF-DB9A5783CE0A Sat, 26 Apr 2008 00:10:08 -0500 Welcome everyone to our special 420 edition of FUBARcast this is your host Jeffay and I would like to dedicate this show to the best holiday of the year, 4/20! So sit back, relax and enjoy a BPE first. No talking, all skits and music about America's favorite past time, Marijuana. http://www.brainstorm-productions.com/shows/2008/FUBARcast.042008.BPE.mp3 CCFE5C85-812D-4F1F-AD75-6CDED19445EC Sun, 20 Apr 2008 04:20:00 -0500 Come one, come all do the most delayed show on earth, The Distinguished Gentlemen Podcast. As the DG's have more technical problems, they manage to get their show done while doing laundry and playing Call of Duty 4. And dirty laundry it is as the DG's talk more about Roosters!!! That's right COCKS!!! We also discuss Wrestlemania pyro mishaps, riots in East Lansing (again), Vanilla Ice is back and an outtake of [[E]] at the end of the show that's sure to tickle you in the special place like only the DG's can. So join us DG listeners and enjoy. http://www.brainstorm-productions.com/shows/2008/DG.041708.Have.You.Seen.My.Cock.mp3 C6382148-2C4C-4456-AC24-92FA199BC806 Thu, 17 Apr 2008 23:14:29 -0500 Jeffay & [[E]] finally decide to get off their ass and make their more serious podcast Truth Serum! In this episode we discuss plenty of issues of what is wrong with America and why we are voting for the wrong people. Truth Serum is out to educate so will bring you Bilderberg meeting discussion and questioning why certain laws including jaywalking are being ignored. Plenty of truth to fill your mind on the 3rd edition of Truth Serum so put down the remote and fuck Bill O'Reilly and come and get your fix of the truth. Any bitching about the audio production of this show can be emailed to DGPodcast@gmail.com Attn: Jeffay http://www.brainstorm-productions.com/shows/2008/TS.041508.Episode.III.mp3 1B8DA5E2-675A-4A08-8EB1-14EE74636373 Tue, 15 Apr 2008 21:00:00 -0500 Welcome ladies and distinguished gentlemen to the greatest podcasting spectacle of the year, the BPE 3rd Annual Wrestlemania Predictions Show. It's Wrestlemania time again, and an angry, sick E joins Jeffay for a third installment of who is going to win at WM24. And as E stated, just download this show and you can save yourself $60 (then we are all winners). So enjoy the show and coming soon from BPE an all new episode of Truth Serum, where E and Jeffay discuss (In)Decision '08 and much more political news so join us and get your fix!!! http://www.brainstorm-productions.com/shows/2008/DG.2008.Wrestlemania.24.Predictions.mp3 84B2932B-E46D-42A4-A39A-0A4A483E75D5 Sat, 29 Mar 2008 21:30:04 -0500 Welcome back everyone, and I mean everyone from the listeners, to E, Jeffay, and Evil Dave, who after months and months of delays, finally produced a podcast. But not just any podcast. BPE proudly presents and brings to you our 2nd Anniversary Edition, jam packed with all three shows and all three hosts on each. The original podcast, The Distinguished Gentlemen is back with a fury, along with a dose of Truth Serum, for those who prefer the more serious talk of politics, and finally we get FUBAR'D with FUBARcast, to clear up any hang overs you might have. So join us BPE fans and celebrate two years of bad mom jokes!!!! All this and so much more, you'll want to throw up in your mouth, ( or E's mom's mouth, which ever you prefer). http://www.brainstorm-productions.com/shows/2008/DG.022908.2nd.Year.Return.Show.mp3 D1C27392-F40C-4C38-AA6B-E66476E92761 Fri, 29 Feb 2008 21:25:37 -0500 On this second edition, we get FUBAR'D with Jeffay, as he has injured his foot and is loopy off the meds. Jeffay discusses a lot of celebrity news, and his obsession with Britney Spears news. Also an audio of coach Mike Gundy that's worth a listen. All this and much more, as Jeffay delivers, and brings you all a nice slice of interview audio, that Jeffay did with Michael Vick - a BPE exclusive. You hear it FIRST, right here, on FUBARcast! http://www.brainstorm-productions.com/shows/2007/FUBARcast.092707.BPE.mp3 7B05586A-0ED9-438D-9FA2-097BA3C247AA Thu, 27 Sep 2007 21:19:47 -0500 Welcome everyone to this very very special edition of the DG's, as E is MIA and The Gentlemen move forward without their "mentor" so Evil Dave and Jeffay decide to Roast E. MmM fills in for E and challenges Evil Dave to Carbon, only to be let down. Jeffay unleashes A and B, and names his asshole, which sinks the show to all new levels. Especially as the DG's play on Urban Dictionary. So join us on this look back at E, and remember we love you E! http://www.brainstorm-productions.com/shows/2007/DG.091907.Red.Ring.of.E.mp3 86A4F3F6-1D78-4C6C-B6AF-8638AB6A7286 Wed, 19 Sep 2007 22:50:00 -0500 Join the Gentlemen on this special edition of the DG Podcast. We revisit Michael Vick at his house, as PETA has its revenge. Evil Dave, FINALLY, unveils his COCK NAME, along with his PWAT Team, and hopes to get his pubes shaved, as a "friendly" bet is made between him and special guests MmM and Reel Gee. More ignorance and more shit talking than ever. So join us on THIS addition of DG, with a special 9/11 tribute, and so much more, that it'll leave you exhausted, like after a good round of sexercising. http://www.brainstorm-productions.com/shows/2007/DG.091107.The.PWAT.Team.mp3 7E1F6DD9-C0E5-4F81-935F-92B54B5E0B62 Tue, 11 Sep 2007 21:43:16 -0500 As the DG's were preparing for another abortion of a show, they are invaded by a Weasel. Weasel, an ex-radio personality, joins the DG's to offer his insights on how to improve the performance of the show itself. After all is said and done, the DG's find that they have a lot to learn about when it comes to podcasting, like knowing when not to answer the incoming Skype call. http://www.brainstorm-productions.com/shows/2007/DG.081707.Class.Dismissed.mp3 7D7349A2-9F57-4AC8-941E-A1D5BE7CD1CC Fri, 17 Aug 2007 23:00:00 -0500 DG Daily did some brown acid and when it came back down, FUBARcast was born! Join Jeffay on this inaugural edition of the latest podcast brought to you by BPE or be FUBAR'd! http://www.brainstorm-productions.com/shows/2007/FUBARcast.081607.BPE.mp3 F2618A60-DFAA-44F6-887C-B484020252A6 Thu, 16 Aug 2007 21:00:00 -0500 On this Fatal Four Way edition of DG, MmM joins the Gentlemen today to bring us a female side of butthole bleaching. Yes, you read that correctly. [[E]] sits back and takes verbal abuse from his Gentlemen so much in fact that it renders him speechless after Evil Dave informs him of the closing of the Swap Wash. Jeffay has tales from the dog crypt while Michael Vick is on the table. All this and even a DG update in the news on this edition of The Distinguished Gentlemen. http://www.brainstorm-productions.com/shows/2007/DG.081107.Dog.Days.of.Bleaching.mp3 85CAC28E-4145-4E35-9428-6EF5EEFF5AD6 Sat, 11 Aug 2007 21:00:00 -0500 Join [[E]] & Jeffay as they jump start the 2008 Election by pointing out a real web site that shows there are more than 2 parties running for the Oval Office. There is plenty of 9/11 audio to go around to make yourself ask questions about the what really happened that day. Truth Serum is there to remind you that the North American Union and the NAFTA Superhighway are real and why you should be concerned, instead of sitting on your ass playing X-Box. Join the truth movement today, after-all, you wouldn't want to be lied to would you? http://www.brainstorm-productions.com/shows/2007/TS.080507.Episode.II.mp3 31E0E920-2CC1-4DC7-863C-FC7FEBF9F05E Sun, 5 Aug 2007 23:00:00 -0500 When it comes to podcasting, one must be patient with the amount of delays that can pile up. First it was Jeff's computer, then it was Evil Dave's turn at the computer problems and finally there's [[E]] and his scheduling issues where he can't even find time to just rub one out once in a while. The DG's return with Evil Dave on a payphone from North Las Vegas to bring you Benoit and iPhone coverage like only the DG's can. Evil Dave questions [[E]] about his schedule as he tries to talk shit in stereo only to fall on analog ears. Once again we pardon for any production delays, if you would like to inquire about positions other than bent over at BPE please feel free to drop a suggestion into our suggestion box. http://www.brainstorm-productions.com/shows/2007/DG.072307.iHate.Delays.mp3 AB5BFE60-C86F-4C9F-A491-2A4926AF40A1 Mon, 23 Jul 2007 21:00:00 -0500 Join The Distinguished Gentlemen as they celebrate the 4th of July on this holiday edition of DG Daily! http://www.brainstorm-productions.com/shows/2007/DG.070407.Jeffay.mp3 6A5FEC09-E7AB-40FE-9966-8ED0111EB8D6 Wed, 4 Jul 2007 16:20:00 -0500 Jeff-ay is here, and he is really mad, Jeffay is here and he is really mad. Mad that certain wrestlers are psycho. Join Jeffay on a special DG Daily as he discusses steriods, sex changes, gay kissing pictures, and one "Tank" of an idiot of the day. All this and Jeffay's shameless plug at the end of the show. ENJOY! http://www.brainstorm-productions.com/shows/2007/DG.062707.Jeffay.mp3 6FB458D4-EE59-42EA-8721-252FCAAE4191 Wed, 27 Jun 2007 19:55:00 -0500 The DG's return from the grave once again. Wait we were never dead unlike Evil Dave's computer. So with no Evil Dave, what are the DG's to do? Why rotate the 3rd chair. Special guest MmM joins [[E]] & Jeffay with a womans touch. Will she help clean up their act or will she fit right in? Jeffay has plenty to say about strippers and cops while [[E]] tries to hold his load during all the dirty and cheesy talk. One has to wonder if the word disgusting has any meaning when it comes to this podcast. http://www.brainstorm-productions.com/shows/2007/DG.060607.Say.Cheese.mp3 4DAF1AC8-0A9F-4978-B9C0-888F392BCB2E Wed, 6 Jun 2007 23:00:00 -0500 Finally the new show from BPE. Truth Serum debuts with our hosts E and Jeffay as they talk about our political world in this day and age. Truth Serum is dedicated to finding out the truth behind 9/11 and keeping the idea of free speech alive in a post Patriot Act country. Get your fix of truth here at BPE! http://www.brainstorm-productions.com/shows/2007/TS.052607.Episode.I.mp3 492B5F5A-D542-471F-8108-E235729127F0 Sat, 26 May 2007 23:50:00 -0500 While Evil Dave gets his shit fixed and E works on an updated website, Jeffay decides to do a show and talk about the VT shooting, which was long over-due for the DG's. Jeffay is in rare form, as you will hear. Jeffay is in a cloud and doesn't even know what week he is in. Join him when he discusses three words that a jackass wants "ban-d." All this, including a celebrity idiot of the day, on a NEW EDITION of the DG Daily! http://www.brainstorm-productions.com/shows/2007/DG.042607.Jeffay.mp3 6C6ED75B-0480-4266-B24B-9E6698164E2B Thu, 26 Apr 2007 09:00:00 -0500 What wouldn't be a vacation without automobile problems. E never has a chance as he explains why he's not with Jeffay in Ohio as promised. The finance department locates a little cash for Jeffay to purchase a brand new microphone and mixer. Abortion is on the plate once again as well as Imus and his nappy headed ho's. All this with News and a big Big BIG announcement from BPE on this edition of the Distinguished Gentlemen. http://www.brainstorm-productions.com/shows/2007/DG.041407.American.Idle.mp3 DD90E80E-6CB7-4B73-BCE6-8567473805F9 Sat, 14 Apr 2007 20:00:00 -0500 Welcome Distinguished listeners to an all new DG Daily. Jeffay returns to bring you some random news, along with the Idiot of the Day. Jeffay also discusses one of his first and favorites passions, music. All this and much more one a new and improved DG Daily. http://www.brainstorm-productions.com/shows/2007/DG.041107.Jeffay.mp3 D32BEE02-9D08-43BD-AFE0-FA0343FE8AEC Wed, 11 Apr 2007 10:00:00 -0500 With the other DG's away, Jeffay will play, play with his new mixer, and mic and probably play with himself, after E's mother leaves. So join Jeffay for a special Easter edition of the DG's. Plenty of Jesus news on this day of His resurrection, and no we am not talking about 2-Pac, but we talking about Kayne. So, What Would Jesus Do? He would download and listen and enjoy the DG's. http://www.brainstorm-productions.com/shows/2007/DG.2007.Easter.Show.mp3 9E6138E9-588A-4011-9F1A-A78BECC5745B Mon, 9 Apr 2007 00:00:00 -0500 Welcome everyone to the second Wrestlemania Special Editon of the DG's. Another year, another 'Mania, and Jeffay had to use some "tactics" on E, to get him to join Jeffay on a discussion of WM23, the Super Bowl of Professional wrestling. The Gentlemen break it down for the people, and "guess" the outcome of the matches. E and Jeffay give Evil Dave a call as he tries to sober up long enough to talk a little 'Mania, before he goes to lay down, as it is 4:00 in the afternoon in Las Vegas. Yes we said, 4:00 in the afternoon. http://www.brainstorm-productions.com/shows/2007/DG.2007.Wrestlemania.23.Predictions.mp3 54342B6A-C3EE-4F0A-9CEB-D49531CEE5F2 Sun, 1 Apr 2007 19:00:00 -0500 Come one, come all ladies and Gentlemen to the greatest cock show on planet Earth. Inside this podcast you will find men with cock names of all shapes and sizes. And just incase you don't like to swallow, we have abortions on sale in the Mechanics department of your local hardware store. But wait, if you act now you can get $500 just for having a child! All this and soooooooooooooooo much more on this not for the sensitive type edition of the DG Podcast. http://www.brainstorm-productions.com/shows/2007/DG.033107.Cockalotapus.mp3 FAF6A1F5-D746-47AF-8C68-DFEF57C39303 Sat, 31 Mar 2007 23:00:00 -0500 The 3rd and final installment of the DG Anniversary shows, Jeffay brings us back to some of his best moments of the 1st year of DG. http://www.brainstorm-productions.com/shows/2007/DG.2007.Best.of.DG.Volume.1.mp3 C7ED9DB7-0A36-4B70-BF85-BF999B204220 Fri, 23 Mar 2007 23:00:00 -0500 After a stressful week of searching, E and Jeffay find Evil Dave in a Las Vegas wash on a super secret mission. The mission? It was deemed classified and legal is still working out the issues but that doesn't mean the DG's can't produce a podcast for everyone. The death of Captain America holds a cloud over our heads but this opens up the door for a new comic book character, Super Evil Dave! When the dusts settles, E brings us religious and Bush talk while Jeffay lies about his age to score naked pictures on his cell phone. All this and plenty of news and a candidate for the Idiot of the Year on the lastest edition of The Distinguished Gentlemen. http://www.brainstorm-productions.com/shows/2007/DG.032007.Found-Super.Evil.Dave.mp3 73ADB5AE-5DD8-4A4C-BC94-BCEE069CDCF9 Tue, 20 Mar 2007 23:00:00 -0500 A common problem with DG is having everyone on the mic at the same time. Your mission Gentlemen, if you choose to accept it, is to have all three of you ready to record whenever possible. When Evil Dave, becomes MIA, Special K comes to the rescue as our guest 3rd chair for what seems to be the ever so mission impossible when it comes to producing a Podcast. Nevertheless, the DG's discuss World Trade Center Building 7 along with Freedom of Speech and what show wouldn't be complete without a few fart jokes! All this and more as we search for Evil Dave on this edition of the DG Podcast. Once this show has been listened to it will self-destruct in your iPod. http://www.brainstorm-productions.com/shows/2007/DG.031007.Podcast.Impossible.mp3 EFAA4168-7A94-4EC2-B6CF-0098649A6F36 Sat, 10 Mar 2007 23:00:00 -0500 On a very delayed edition on The Distinguished Gentlemen, the Gentlemen pay homage to Anna Nicole Smith by announcing who the real babies dad actually is. Evil Dave brings us drunken stories fresh from the stomach as he brings us down to the porcelain Gods. Speaking of "God," Jeffay enjoys watching DOG The Bounty Hunter and discusses the finer points of religion and asskicking. The racial bell is out of order for this show however once it's fixed it will need to be rung a few thousand times as the DG's are in rare form. This show was recorded on 02/20/07 and we apologize for the delay. It will never happen again. (*cough*) http://www.brainstorm-productions.com/shows/2007/DG.030407.Go.With.God.Gentlemen.mp3 8AA6456A-1B8A-41DC-BC8C-924285855D9B Sun, 4 Mar 2007 21:00:00 -0500 After weeks of waiting, The Distinguished Gentlemen Unreleased Show is finally online. Join E and Jeffay as they bring you plenty of unreleased clips as they celebrate their 1st Anniversary together as DG's. http://www.brainstorm-productions.com/shows/2007/DG.2007.Anniversary.Unreleased.Show.mp3 6FB7715D-5BAD-472D-B8E2-3EA93BAEDD98 Sun, 25 Feb 2007 13:00:00 -0500 Happy Anniversary to The Distinguished Gentlemen! After one year and many breaks, the DG's surprisingly make it to their 1st Anniversary. E & Jeffay announce the winner of the 3rd chair contest, Evil Dave, who shows up for the show already plastered. E & Jeffay discuss a few Constitutional issues as Dave eats chicken and drinks more beer becoming numb to his environment around him. This show is the 1st part in a series of Anniversary shows that will be released over the next week. http://www.brainstorm-productions.com/shows/2007/DG.020907.1st.Anniversary.mp3 3B6E0913-4E9E-4EFA-BA9F-A4F580AA3AFB Fri, 9 Feb 2007 23:00:00 -0500 With our beloved Hellseed deciding to leave the show for personal reasons, E and Jeffay were left in limbo on how to move on with the show. Three months later they decide to get off their asses and produce a fucking show! In this episode of DG, E and Jeffay catch up with what's going on in this wacky world to find the more things change, the more they stay the same. The Gentlemen return to the podcast airwaves with news, fat people, stupid people and a slice of PI (Points of Interest). The DG's would like to also announce a contest to fill their 3rd chair. Would you like to become a Distinguished Gentlemen? E-mail us at DGPodcast@gmail.com and explain to us why you deserve to sit in a DG's chair! http://www.brainstorm-productions.com/shows/2007/DG.012307.Return.of.the.Gentlemen.mp3 44CA5E4A-79C0-4EEE-AD0A-F64214DED093 Wed, 24 Jan 2007 22:00:00 -0500 Feeling down? Girlfriend just leave you? No life whatsoever? Never fear! There's always Walmart to make you feel better about yourself! There's plenty of news to go around including how internet bloggers are now terrorists thanks to HR 6166. E decides to clean off his work area to find Top 5 Worst Jobs Ever while Jeffay has a memory with E and Hellseed which brings out the ex-girlfriend stories including reasons why not to leave voicemails. Remember, anything can and WILL be used against you on The Distinguished Gentlemen. http://www.brainstorm-productions.com/shows/2006/DG.102006.Ex-Walmart.N.Friends.mp3 530F31E4-D328-49C9-B5C4-94332ECE3A31 Fri, 20 Oct 2006 20:47:16 -0500 Welcome everyone to a special, bigger and longer DG Daily Show with our host Jeffay. Friday the 13 was this past weekend, and did it bring bad luck? Is there any good luck?? Maybe some when E drops buy to give his football picks, only to be cut off, or was he? Lots Of E and news on this edition, so get your cock out of your hand, long enough to listen to the world around you crumbling down! All this and Jeffay's tribute to the Amish. Peace Yoder! http://www.brainstorm-productions.com/shows/2006/DG.101306.Jeffay.mp3 2792B312-BF63-4CC8-BBF4-C52227A193C4 Fri, 13 Oct 2006 22:26:23 -0500 On a delayed edition of the DG Trio show, the Gentlemen in full force, Jeffay, E & Hellseed, discuss how addicting Myspace can be, especially by Emo Kids. (Stab!) Jeffay brings us the majority of our news including reasons why not to read Harry Potter or listen to boring ass Harry Potter podcasts. Hellseed wonders which of many police agencies will be picking up himself and the rest of the Gentlemen. However, when alcohol poisoning takes full swing, E wonders if cameras in bars will bring us any quality entertainment or just a ticket in the mail from your local postmaster. All this including a chick, yes that's right, a chick on DG! Special K joins E in studio and the rest of the Gentlemen on this edition of the DG Trio Show. Wait, is this a foursome..... http://www.brainstorm-productions.com/shows/2006/DG.101306.Myspace.At.Large.mp3 7DDA9560-F77B-44D1-9D01-A71F2F461977 Fri, 13 Oct 2006 00:30:00 -0500 Welcome everyone hope your weekend went well. This is Jeffay back with another DG Weekend Edition. Lots of people dying in the news and with all this online gaming, will I ever have time for anything else? E drops by for Week 5 NFL picks. All this and more on this edition of The Distinguished Gentlemen. http://www.brainstorm-productions.com/shows/2006/DG.100706.Jeffay.mp3 4F3C6D6D-6EE4-4FAB-94B2-2167FDC8AF69 Sat, 7 Oct 2006 23:00:00 -0500 Good Wednesday to all the DG's out there. E gladly takes time out of his busy work schedule to bring everyone a Wednesday podcast. Today on DG Daily discusses Congressmen and internet chat, amish and guns, sterilizing the dumb and a protest for October 5th that everyone should attend. Don't mind the random anger, E is just mad at HR 6166 http://www.brainstorm-productions.com/shows/2006/DG.100406.E.mp3 D85085DE-16DD-40BA-B6F8-710BEEF70C4A Wed, 4 Oct 2006 00:30:00 -0500 Welcome everyone to another DG Daily with Jeffay, as he wakes up, rubs his eyes, and realizes it's Monday!! As he tries to deal with Monday, he delivers some news including the idiot of the day and pay close attention to the lyrics in the song at the end of the show, so enjoy and peace bitches!! Have a good week! http://www.brainstorm-productions.com/shows/2006/DG.100206.Jeffay.mp3 D3D94508-A5D9-482F-B211-47242BD2F9DC Mon, 2 Oct 2006 15:00:00 -0500 Good weekend Gentlemen! On the weekend show, E discusses dumb people in traffic along with why he isn't moving to Arizona now (donations are gladly accepted - email us for info). Jeffay joins E for Week 4 of NFL picks and in the news, E begins to become angry with the media for not mentioning what our Congress has done to everyone in this country. If you are an American, you will want to pay attention because we are 1 step away from becoming the new Nazi Germany. http://www.brainstorm-productions.com/shows/2006/DG.093006.E.mp3 7B5A1A42-FFC9-4260-BAD2-4B72ADDA9320 Sat, 30 Sep 2006 23:59:00 -0500 Good Morning Gentlemen and Ladies out there in the DG World! Another DG Daily from our Jeffay who isn't too happy with, well, pretty much anything today! Enjoy! http://www.brainstorm-productions.com/shows/2006/DG.092806.Jeffay.mp3 C00F35DD-7EE6-4A9F-902D-BB37C70D5BF6 Thu, 28 Sep 2006 03:00:00 -0500 Hey Gentlemen, we're back for a new week of DG. E welcomes himself back with plenty of news and apartment complex woes. Seems like no one can ever win. Enjoy! http://www.brainstorm-productions.com/shows/2006/DG.092506.E.mp3 AE210C07-DF10-4753-B052-D6E953131531 Mon, 25 Sep 2006 20:00:00 -0500 With no Daily Show's the last part of the week, Jeffay is back this weekend with a special weekend edition of DG Daily. E also joins Jeffay for Week 3 NFL picks. http://www.brainstorm-productions.com/shows/2006/DG.092306.Jeffay.mp3 03917C77-8908-4870-A44E-E7A19019E13D Sat, 23 Sep 2006 23:55:00 -0500 There's nothing like it when religious people take everything said about them out of hand. The Pope found this out the hard way and the DG's are left scratching their heads (maybe their balls too) wondering why people are so stupid and blind when it comes to religion. Also in the news this week, the DG's discuss bills in state and federal Congress and why it's not safe to go to the hospital in July. WARNING! If you suffer from an acute addition to Jesus, you will be offended. http://www.brainstorm-productions.com/shows/2006/DG.092206.Wacky.Religious.People.mp3 52E578B4-D32E-452C-84BD-03E4CBF43B99 Fri, 22 Sep 2006 22:00:00 -0500 Welcome everyone to the DG Daily Podcast for Tuesday, September 19, 2006. This is Jeffay and on today's show, we have a fat ass house wife, talking ebonics, and a tribute to Bush. So, enjoy some funny ass audio and of course the news, along with the idiot of the day. All this and more on the DG Daily, Peace Bitches!!!! http://www.brainstorm-productions.com/shows/2006/DG.091906.Jeffay.mp3 16D79379-DA23-4E09-81B7-8B501208C2DF Tue, 19 Sep 2006 22:00:00 -0500 Good Week Distinguished Gentlemen and Ladies. This is Jeffay starting a new week of DG Daily. On this edition, Jeffay finally gets what he wants and takes a trip back into the past. Also, Jeffay "tackles" women sideline reporters. All this and much more including a special PSA from the DG's. So Enjoy! http://www.brainstorm-productions.com/shows/2006/DG.091806.Jeffay.mp3 DEC1703F-E510-4BE6-B9A1-B6C6896B43DE Mon, 18 Sep 2006 22:00:00 -0500 Hey there Gentlemen! This is E reporting to you with a migraine. On the show today, Revenge of the Aussies, contract killing for hire and someone worth voting for finally! Also, Jeffay joins E for Week 2 NFL Picks. We'll be back Monday with a new daily show so enjoy the weekend and vote on Podcast Alley! http://www.brainstorm-productions.com/shows/2006/DG.091506.E.mp3 DF1FBA75-2BB6-43D8-B029-898E4344E4B0 Fri, 15 Sep 2006 02:45:00 -0500 Hello and welcome to another edition of DG Daily, I'm Jeffay and this is Thursday, September 14th, 2006. On the show today, Bush's 5 year anniversary speech of Sept. 11th upsets everyone, especially me, as I rant as usual. And on the 10th anniversary of Tupac Shakur's death, might he really be alive and just smokin' a phatty in Jamaica with Elvis and JFK? Also in the news, we have a killer with KILLER PATIENCE and a photo, the government and their lack of governing abilities and of course the idiot of the week. All this and some funny audio clips on this DG Daily Show. http://www.brainstorm-productions.com/shows/2006/DG.091406.Jeffay.mp3 0DAC15F3-D522-4F0D-BAFA-5E8F02D549BB Thu, 14 Sep 2006 09:01:00 -0500 The 5th Anniversary of 9/11 brings the DG's down memory lane as they remember where they were on this fateful day 5 years ago. Jeffay points out the fact of how commercialized 9/11 has become now which makes us wonder if the real reason of remembering 9/11 is lost. E asks the tough question "Are we safer?" while technical difficulties across the board derail the subject matter at hand. A warning if you are fat and in denial. If you download the show, you will be offended. Finally on The Distinguished Gentlemen, there's a special message at the end of the show which sums up what 9/11 has caused in it's shadow. http://www.brainstorm-productions.com/shows/2006/DG.091306.Remember.Remember.the.11th.of.September.mp3 73E9B4AB-4863-4B6B-9652-A8C7DA8AB626 Wed, 13 Sep 2006 18:15:00 -0500 Today on The Distinguished Gentlemen Daily Show, E has a special guest join him for a conversation. Ryan Dawson, from Anti-Neocons.com and author of Welcome to the USSA, joins the DG Family to respond to all the lies being spewed by Madthumbs, Daryl Bradford Smith and others. Buckle up Gentlemen, this is one show that's not to be missed! http://www.brainstorm-productions.com/shows/2006/DG.091206.E.mp3 685EB6B6-065A-4F13-AAC2-1EA1BA5AD41D Tue, 12 Sep 2006 00:30:00 -0500 Hola People, Jeffay came again, and boy did I ever come hard. Jeffay takes on some 9/11 issues and does a one-on-one interview with G.W. himself. And a quick round up of the news; is there any news that's not about the 5th Anniversary of 9/11? So, Jeffay thought, why not do the same, but with a DG twist. So take a walk down memory lane with Jeffay as he revisits 9/11 (mainly b/c he can't escape it) and remember, IT'S YOUR COUNTRY, YOUR RIGHTS. http://www.brainstorm-productions.com/shows/2006/DG.091106.Jeffay.mp3 DDA80B19-4E88-40C9-BA1A-C7891FA73650 Mon, 11 Sep 2006 18:00:00 -0500 Good Saturday Gentlemen! On the DG Daily show E brings us reporters being attacked, Jesus Boot Camp and an 11 year old orgy. All this with a 9/11 Professor being suspended and Jeffay joins E to pick the winners of Week 1 of the NFL http://www.brainstorm-productions.com/shows/2006/DG.090906.E.mp3 82D20630-89EB-4AA2-A39C-58938E584304 Sat, 9 Sep 2006 02:00:00 -0500 Hola Gentlemen! This is Jeffay from The Distinguished Gentlemen. On today's show, Jeffay celebrates the return of football with a beer run. Also, Jeffay has a sexual harassment suit filed against him. All this with the news, Idiot of the Day, Bush bashing and a "Smokin" good song. Enjoy! http://www.brainstorm-productions.com/shows/2006/DG.090806.Jeffay.mp3 A34CFD7C-4AF9-4BBE-B576-9DB69B26AF85 Fri, 8 Sep 2006 17:00:00 -0500 What's up Gentlemen? This is E from The Distinguished Gentlemen. We're going to try something new on the DG show and try and have a daily show. Today it's E reporting to you with News, Funny Audio and some Erotic Gmail. So everyone sit back and enjoy and we may just see you tomorrow! http://www.brainstorm-productions.com/shows/2006/DG.090706.E.mp3 BD6E8314-66B4-4540-9C7C-DFC1FAD72066 Thu, 7 Sep 2006 02:00:00 -0500 With Hellseed married to his job working 91 hours last week and having massive computer problems, E and Jeffay decide to have a toast of the old times and produce this abortion of a show. The DG's pay a visit to American Standards, even the company that makes the toilets. Jeffay and E also discuss voting issues, taxes brought up by the 16th Amendment and serving it up out of the oven, some fresh baked PI! http://www.brainstorm-productions.com/shows/2006/DG.090106.Just.The.Two.Of.Us.mp3 00B09193-B95C-4B9C-98CD-68FE715A472A Fri, 1 Sep 2006 16:20:00 -0500 This week on The Distinguished Gentlemen Podcast the DG's discuss family values again and whether or not watermelon makes pregnant women or anyone else that eats it just plain dumb. E has issues with women in his life so Hellseed and Jeffay try to help E cope with his ordeal. The Gentlemen discuss ringtones on cell phones and in the news this week, liquid terrorism hits the UK and the USA which prompts E and the Gentlemen to respond the way 1st Amendment Martyrs should respond, distinguishedly! http://www.brainstorm-productions.com/shows/2006/DG.082006.Liquids.On.A.Plane.mp3 0DEECB22-4BAF-41ED-ACD8-B4E4CE1BEB9F Sun, 20 Aug 2006 22:30:00 -0500 After a seven week layoff, The Einstein returns to the podcast airways once again but this time with the original members of DG, Jeff and Hellseed. E has plenty to say to Jeff's sloppy seconds and to the creator of Hate the Radio who's hidden agenda to derail the 'distinguished mess' has failed. Hellseed welcomes himself by clicking his balls and having storytime with the Gentlemen. In the meantime, war rages on in the Middle East as Fox News makes a big ass out of themselves but then again what else is new, it's Fox News. All this and plenty more including your family values on the return of The Distinguished Gentlemen Podcast, your 1st Amendment Martyrs. http://www.brainstorm-productions.com/shows/2006/DG.081006.The.Original.Three.mp3 DA692DDB-610E-42D2-8094-1742C773BF2E Thu, 10 Aug 2006 23:00:00 -0500 A special Illworld News article of 9/11 brings out many opinions on this edition of The Distinguished Gentlemen especially from Saint and our guest Emily. We find out how far cellular technology has come when Optix plays with his Q only to have it go limp when it is called into action. The weekly occurrence of killing your liver is definitely in full progress again as The Einstein wonders to himself "Why all the Hate?" when the show is interrupted. http://www.brainstorm-productions.com/shows/2006/DG.062106.Divided.by.Ignorance.mp3 09BBD52E-BEDE-4016-B5AD-54C3F99F79B7 Wed, 21 Jun 2006 21:00:00 -0500 The Distinguished Gentlemen celebrate the start of the hurricane season by reminding everyone why we shouldn't rebuild our sunken city of New Orleans. The Einstein moves into his new studio only to find he should have done a better demographic study. The DG family welcomes Evil Dave along with reasons why not to ignore an IRC user. All this and as always the Illworld News Network and some fresh baked "PI." Music from Seven 13 and Lollipop Lust Kill http://www.brainstorm-productions.com/shows/2006/DG.061106.Chocolate.City.of.Redundancy.mp3 58BE1791-5ED5-4261-AEB4-6038BE03BE06 Sun, 11 Jun 2006 21:00:00 -0500 This bonus file are the continuations of the conversations from the DDG Main Show. DDG - Part 2 also features full songs from Sound Breaking Ground - This is Hell & Kaj - The Alcohol Does The Talking. Enjoy ! http://www.brainstorm-productions.com/shows/2006/DG.053006.Drunken.Dialing.Gentlemen.2.mp3 E70E06DA-8B09-47E6-B3E3-72E4D00A5E64 Tue, 30 May 2006 00:00:00 -0500 The Distinguished Gentlemen abuse the phone lines by calling anyone and everyone that will answer their phone, only to be hung up. While making phone calls, The Einstein waits for an incoming call from his ex-girlfriend who was supposed to "explain" why she's a lying bitch who abandoned her child. Needless to say, Einstein has fun tearing into her anyways with or without her calling. All this including some fresh baked "PI" and the Illworld News Network only on the DG Show. Music from Daniel Siraira & PaperFace http://www.brainstorm-productions.com/shows/2006/DG.052206.Drunken.Dialing.Gentlemen.mp3 3B3F00BA-CAA0-4B8A-95B5-EE42C6FF6C4B Mon, 22 May 2006 21:00:00 -0500 Cinco de Mayo brings out the best of the DG's in Season 2, from raping the babysitter to passing out on the job, this extra file has it all with the theme of a downward decline into alcohol poisoning. http://www.brainstorm-productions.com/shows/2006/DG.051206.T.W.A.T.S.mp3 ED49BAF1-684E-48DA-9320-CD8747F24E4D Fri, 12 May 2006 21:00:00 -0500 Optix & Saint David join The Einstein on the 2nd Season of the DG Show. A Eulogy to Doktor Geoff is in order as it is spectulated that he has passed on to the afterlife. The DG's continue the war on stupidity by drinking into a coma, literally for The Saint, all while eating "PI" ripping on "EMO kids" and as always the Illworld News Network. http://www.brainstorm-productions.com/shows/2006/DG.051206.Two.Jews.and.a.Transformer.mp3 A4EF5F55-F45C-4878-BB50-56A006ADAA40 Fri, 12 May 2006 21:00:00 -0500 The Einstein helps Doktor Geoff celebrate his 26th birthday on a Special Edition of The Distinguished Gentlemen. http://www.brainstorm-productions.com/shows/2006/DG.041006.Doktor.Geoffs.Birthday.Bash.mp3 84A526DC-BE5C-4442-9D10-385EF9FE8D9C Mon, 10 Apr 2006 21:00:00 -0500 On the latest edition of The Distinguished Gentlemen, The Einstein & Doktor Geoff discuss the Constitution of the United States until things get out of hand and the arguing begins. Doktor Geoff is excited that his birthday is this week (send some b-day love to the voicemail). We hit the adult profile and The Einstein has some Erotic Gmail for everyone along with KoRn stories and of course as always the DG's bring you the Illworld News Network. http://www.brainstorm-productions.com/shows/2006/DG.040306.We.The.People.of.The.Distinguished.Gentlemen.mp3 100036AB-42DA-452D-8A15-F64326758C17 Tue, 4 Apr 2006 21:00:00 -0500 Doktor Geoff and The Einstein predict what will happen at Wrestlemania 22 in a bonus clip of The Distinguished Gentlemen http://www.brainstorm-productions.com/shows/2006/DG.2006.Wrestlemania.22.Predictions.mp3 3EDA442C-D133-4E31-B342-4B631F916E01 Fri, 31 Mar 2006 21:00:00 -0500 This week on The Distinguished Gentlemen, the DG's hit the law book once again, this time the state of Michigan is their target. The Einstein brings us a report on his trip to Austin for the NIN show and Doktor Geoff becomes irritated in this weeks extended edition of the Illworld News Network. All this and more along with Mr. Manly on this edition of The Distinguished Gentlemen. http://www.brainstorm-productions.com/shows/2006/DG.032906.Illgreen.Waltards.mp3 8F551279-B1D3-49C5-B239-4B2051A30044 Wed, 29 Mar 2006 21:00:00 -0500 Cell phones can be distracting for dumb people however deadly for deaf people as the Illworld News Network goes all wrong. The Einstein tries to enjoy lunch without going blind and puking and even shares the moment with Doctor Geoff. The DG's examine the laws of the State of Ohio, only to find they are dumber for knowing them and The Einstein has some Erotic Gmail for everyone along with a tasty treat, on your face! http://www.brainstorm-productions.com/shows/2006/DG.032206.Deaf.Dumb.Just.Not.Blind.mp3 BAF4F7FF-A3E4-4F81-9DB9-949E976B7362 Wed, 22 Mar 2006 01:23:00 -0500 Just when you thought it was safe to drive, we have power walkers on cell phones as Doctor Geoff tries ever so hard not to run over those power walkers, even though he really wants too. The Distinguished Gentlemen let everyone know how pro-suicide they are by telling everyone to go kill themselves; well not everyone but you get the point. From being attacked by a Pepsi machine to cooking up a BBQ in your car, there are many ways to off yourself indeed. Also featuring the Illworld News Network http://www.brainstorm-productions.com/shows/2006/DG.031506.Appliance.Asphyxiation.mp3 8C0BE15F-DD8A-428A-8AD6-762C60BC051A Wed, 15 Mar 2006 23:59:59 -0500 This week on The Distinguished Gentlemen, we look at societies interest in paying money for finding your lover. Since the DG's don't have any money for this project, a free profile is posted to help lure in some bait of dirty e-mails. The Einstein & Doctor Geoff take out an adult personal ad, as a female, looking for erotic responses and we get one in record fashion. All this and the new Illworld News Network on this edition of The Distinguished Gentlemen. http://www.brainstorm-productions.com/shows/2006/DG.030806.Erotic.Gmail.mp3 74961D8F-971E-47BB-AC28-3756F790472D Wed, 8 Mar 2006 21:30:00 -0500 Doctor Geoff & The Einstein return this week with a Special Edition of The Distinguished Gentlemen - The Top Five Best Man Made Inventions of All-Time http://www.brainstorm-productions.com/shows/2006/DG.030106.Top.5.Man-Made.Inventions.mp3 F7ECEA56-63FF-4402-81D9-78876827F8E5 Wed, 1 Mar 2006 21:00:00 -0500 The latest episode of The Distinguished Gentlemen brings us concert news from Taste of Chaos in San Antonio Texas and Snocore in Struthers Ohio. The DG's go back in time when they were teenage bastards causing trouble with slush puppies. Doctor Geoff responds to MmM's joke but just hits The Wall again as The Einstein wishes the slush puppies machine was in San Antonio. All this with FTNN and a stern message in the Gentlemen's Moment on the latest DG show! http://www.brainstorm-productions.com/shows/2006/DG.022406.Taste.of.Slushcore.Tour.mp3 30677922-7B99-43FB-8899-FF7E82F4863B Fri, 24 Feb 2006 04:20:00 -0500 This week on The Distinguished Gentlemen, Doctor Geoff keeps his promise from last week as MMM debuts on the DG Show to let every woman (and man too) have it. The Einstein has a problem with his insurance company trying to bend him over without lube. The DG's also discuss why you should be very careful the next time you have pancakes for breakfast (buy one now) and many, probably too many, Brokeback Mountain references, even in the Gentlemen's Moment as The Einstein challenges the interpretation of a chant http://www.brainstorm-productions.com/shows/2006/DG.021606.MmM.The.25000.Dollar.Mountain.mp3 69DC0502-1E14-4013-8B32-C29F07F00753 Thu, 16 Feb 2006 19:00:00 -0500 The DG's honor Groundhog and Valentine's Day in the same show, with News, Post-Superbowl comments and more !!! http://www.brainstorm-productions.com/shows/2006/DG.020906.We.Came.Again.mp3 1BFD12AF-3112-4075-BDB6-262D5A0A36A9 Thu, 9 Feb 2006 11:34:46 -0500 The Einstein and Doctor Geoff kickoff The Distinguished Gentlemen with the news, censorship and much much more ! http://www.brainstorm-productions.com/shows/2006/DG.020206.The.First.Show.mp3 87FF56C3-0F0C-4F34-B232-E7538C56DCB8 Thu, 2 Feb 2006 20:25:43 -0500